The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler (of Bexhill-on-Sea)
| "The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler (of Bexhill-on-Sea)" | |
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| The Goon Show episode | |
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| Episode: no. | Series: 5 Episode: 3 |
| Written by | Spike Milligan |
| Announcer | Wallace Greenslade |
| Produced by | Peter Eton |
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| Recording Number | TLO 64018 |
| First broadcast | 12 October 1954 |
| Running time | 30:06 |
The Dreaded Batter-Pudding Hurler of Bexhill-on-Sea is an episode from series five of the 1950s BBC radio comedy, The Goon Show,[1] first broadcast on 12 October 1954.[1][2] It was written by Spike Milligan,[3] who chose Bexhill-on-Sea as the location because he had been stationed there in World War II.[4]
The episode is a noted example of the use of a belief world in drama,[5] and has been described as humour that demands "visualisation where visualisation is patently unprofitable".[6] One device used for comic effect is to disorientate the listener by mismatching sound effects with the spoken word, such as by playing the sound of bagpipes but saying that a taxi has arrived.[7]
Story
The show starts with Henry Crun and Minnie Bannister walking about on the English coast. The year is 1941, and the pair converse briefly about elephants, before Minnie is struck down from behind by an unknown object. Constable Neddie Seagoon arrives, but warns them they can't use lights to see what the object is because of the blackout. Waiting until morning, they discover that the object is in fact a batter pudding. Seagoon mentions that he must inform the inspector, and proceeds to jump into the ocean. As he swims ashore, he dries himself to save time. He spends the rest of the night in his dustbin, where he is hit by a batter pudding.
Wallace Greenslade then states that in the months to come, 38 batter puddings were hurled at Minnie Bannister. Seagoon discovers an army boot inside the most recent pudding, and travels to the nearby army camp. Major Bloodnok is the commanding officer, and is displeased at having to get his men out of bed in the middle of the day. Seagoon is searching for a man wearing one boot, but the entire platoon is bare footed. It begins to get dark, but by the light of 'a passing glue factory', Neddie notices that Lance-Private Eccles is only wearing one boot, on his head. Seagoon cannot prove a case against him, however. The next morning, a cold batter pudding is thrown at Minnie, revealing that the hurler has had his gas cut off. Obtaining a list of people who haven't paid their gas bills, Seagoon then mistakenly calls Prime Minister Winston Churchill, but quickly hangs up, wondering who Churchill could want to throw a batter pudding at. Immediately the phone rings; it's Clement Attlee, complaining that someone's just thrown a batter pudding at him.
Seagoon encounters Moriarty dressed as a chef and pulling a portable gas stove from which comes the smell of batter pudding, but dismisses him as irrelevant to the investigation. It is finally discovered that the hurler is in Africa, and Seagoon and Bluebottle travel there on a ship disguised as a train, done up like a boat and painted to appear like a tram. After the ship is destroyed by a mine which Eccles considers not to be a problem because "it's one of ours", Neddie and Bloodnok are left adrift in a lifeboat. They eventually discover the hurler hiding in an oven on board the raft, but having no evidence other than a batter pudding, Seagoon will not let Bloodnok or himself eat it to avoid starvation. Greenslade then ends the show after introducing a coda "for those of you cretins who would like a happy ending": Seagoon, over a background of romantic music, proposes marriage. Bloodnok accepts.
At times during the episode the plot is abandoned in favour of Milligan's associational comedy.[8]
Music
- The BBC Radio Orchestra was conducted by Wally Stott
- Max Geldray plays They Were Doing the Mambo (Sonny Burke / Don Raye)
- The Ray Ellington Quartet plays Ol' Man River (Jerome Kern)
Technical
Originally recorded on TLO 64018. The original tape no longer exists having been copied for the 1962 repeat to avoid problems with sticky splices on transmission. Three cuts were made before the copy was made, and these were restored from a tape made by TS in 1954 but not used at the time.[9]
Alternate Show Versions
There exists a new performance of this show that was released on Compendium Vol 2 that was originally recorded on TOX 25124. The session was originally planned for the production of a special programme called Summer Is A Comin' (In), in a survey of rituals associated with the onset of summer through the ages. Milligan fell ill, however, and the script was never completed.
The show was recorded with Sellers playing all of Milligan's parts, sometimes playing against a recording of himself. The result, as may be heard, is remarkably good, and although the show was never transmitted, the producer, Peter Eton, specifically instructed that the show be held for future use. Eventually, it passed into the hands of TS, where it was destroyed in the 1970 purge. Fortunately, the same engineer who dubbed Dishonoured (or The Fall of Neddie Seagoon) (5/12) also made an unofficial 7½ ips tape copy of the show (but not the warm-up or playout). It is this copy that was used to restore this version of the show, with the warm-up and playout coming from a collector in Australia
References
- ^ a b Begg, Paul (2005). Mary Celeste: The Greatest Mystery of the Sea. Pearson Education. p. 95. ISBN 978-0-582-78422-2.
- ^ Knowles, Elizabeth; Angela Partington (1999). The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations. Oxford University Press US. p. 196. ISBN 978-0-19-860173-9.
- ^ Behan, Dominic (1988). Milligan: The Life and Times of Spike Milligan. Methuen. p. 30. ISBN 978-0-413-17670-7.
- ^ Fairley, Alastair; Richard Rogers (2006). De La Warr Pavilion: The Modernist Masterpiece. Merrell. ISBN 978-1-85894-283-4.
- ^ McIntyre, Dan (2006). Point of View in Plays: A Cognitive Stylistic Approach to Viewpoint in Drama and Other Text-types. J. Benjamins. p. 129. ISBN 978-90-272-3335-6.
- ^ Jackaman, Rob (1989). The Course of English Surrealist Poetry Since the 1930s. Edwin Mellen Press. p. 264. ISBN 978-0-88946-932-7.
- ^ Crisell, Andrew (1994). Understanding Radio. Routledge. p. 176. ISBN 978-0-415-10315-2.
- ^ Gale, Steven H. (1996). Encyclopedia of British Humorists: Geoffrey Chaucer to John Cleese. Taylor & Francis. p. 766. ISBN 978-0-8240-5990-3.
- ^ Kendall, Ted (2007). The Goon Show Compendium Vol 1 (Booklet 2). BBC Worldwide. p. 15. ISBN 978-1-4056-7800-1.
