Hello Cheeky

Hello Cheeky

Genre	Comedy sketches
Running time	30 mins
Home station	BBC Radio 2
Starring	Barry Cryer John Junkin Tim Brooke-Taylor
Produced by	David Hatch Richard Willcox Bob Oliver Rogers
Original release	14 April 1973 (1973-04-14) – 11 November 1979 (1979-11-11)
No. of series	5
No. of episodes	67
Audio format	Stereo

Hello Cheeky is a comedy series starring Barry Cryer, John Junkin and Tim Brooke-Taylor, broadcast on BBC Radio 2 between 1973 and 1979, and also broadcast on television - on the ITV network - in 1976. The format was short comedy sketches, often as short as one line, with occasional longer sketches.

The BBC radio show was broadcast weekly in a half-hour timeslot, usually on Saturday or Sunday lunchtime. Its three stars were normally the only performers who appeared, although the show's musical director, Denis King, was often given a small speaking role in one or two of the shorter items.

The radio series featured music by the Denis King Trio, and was produced initially by David Hatch, then by Richard Willcox, and thereafter by Bob Oliver Rogers.

Radio

The series ran on BBC Radio 2 from 1973 to 1979. There were also three Christmas specials: Hello Cheeky Hello Christmas in December 1973, Hello Christmas in December 1974, and the pantomime-style Cheeky Whittington and his Magic Ballpoint in 1976. There was also a Summer Special in 1974.

Initially, the scripts were written by all three of the show's stars. Later in the run, as Tim Brooke-Taylor's time became increasingly absorbed by his television work on The Goodies, the scripts were written solely by Barry Cryer and John Junkin.

During the first two series in 1973-74 it was ordinarily produced by David Hatch, but occasional editions were produced by Richard Willcox (with both men credited on the 1974 summer special, Hello Summer) From series 3, in 1975, it was produced by Bob Oliver Rogers (with David Hatch returning briefly to produce some editions of the final series, aired in 1979, due to Bob's unexpected death).

The initial experiment of broadcasting it at lunchtime on Saturdays lasted for one series only. From series 2 it was transmitted at lunchtime on Sundays, a more natural home for comedy shows, which had traditionally occupied that spot in the station's schedules since the heyday of the old BBC Light Programme in the early 1960s.

To describe it as a sketch show, while technically correct, would also be misleading. It was typically more a succession of quick-fire gags and one-liners, rather than actual sketches. So many of the items were one-line, that co-writer Barry Cryer was moved to comment publicly that "a minute was a long sketch on Hello Cheeky". One consequence of this was that the show lacked anything resembling a regular structure.

Some items did reappear each week, but not in any kind of regular order: these included quickfire "meanwhile"s, "would you believe it?"s, "home hints for the handyman", "the Encyclopedia of the Air", comic songs, spoof phone calls (one cast member would pretend to be a listener or celebrity, phoning to complain about the previous item), spoof news flashes, and "Hello Cheeky's personal column" (a spoof advice forum). A number of the items that were used had previously been recorded by Marty Feldman (who John Junkin and Tim Brooke-Taylor had known since working together on television in 1968).

Many of the jokes were topical, featuring references to well-known personalities of the day: not only showbusiness celebrities (everyone from comedian Ken Dodd to actor Roger Moore), but also BBC presenters (including Michael Aspel, Frank Bough, Nicholas Parsons and Terry Wogan), politicians (especially the Prime Minister, Harold Wilson, and the Leader of the Opposition, Mrs Thatcher), sportsmen (such as England international footballer Martin Peters), and prominent personalities of the day (the inevitable references to clean-up-TV campaigner Mary Whitehouse, and the anti-immigration MP, Enoch Powell).

The show gained a reputation for its puns. Two examples: "I once spent an evening with twelve Benedictines". "What happened?" "I drank them all, and fell over"; and "Enoch Powell sent me a draught board for Christmas. Trouble is, all the squares are white."

The final item each week, which was typically the longest item in the show, often featured a comic amalgam of three ostensibly serious broadcasts (e.g. Z-Cars, Gardeners' Question Time and A Book At Bedtime), with one of the cast changing channels on his TV or radio, such that a line from one programme (the feed line) was followed by one from a very different type of programme (the punchline), to get a laugh.

Occasionally, the final sketch was a film spoof. For instance, secret agent Jim Bellybutton appeared in an espionage sketch spoofing the James Bond films. These sketches tended to lampoon famous celebrities of the day. For example: Agent Bellybutton, not so much Roger Moore with the stamina of Martin Peters; more Patrick Moore, with the stamina of Sylvia Peters. A mad scientist has to rebuild him after an accident (spoofing The Six Million Dollar Man TV series): Six Pounds 37 New P? We couldn't even rebuild Ronnie Corbett for that.

In later series the celebrities who were the butt of the jokes were invited onto the show, to be lampooned to their faces. Famous stars of the day who put themselves through this treatment included chat show host Michael Aspel, BBC TV sports presenter Frank Bough, and radio DJ Terry Wogan.

On 6 April 1975, "The Least Worst of Hello Cheeky" was recorded before a live audience in the BBC's Paris Studio in Regent Street, produced by Bob Oliver Rogers. From the two-hour show, 45 minutes of material was released on a vinyl LP, while two 30-minute radio shows containing material from this recording session were broadcast on 25 January and 1 February 1976 as the final editions of the third series.

The Christmas and Summer specials were somewhat atypical. They did not reflect the standard format, and were in the main a collection of unrelated musical items interspersed with occasional jokes; the Christmas shows did not even have a preference for seasonal pieces. Some of the shorter musical items were performed by the show's three stars, but many items solely featured guests. The Specials were also much longer than the standard half-hour of the regular episodes: the Summer Special was one hour, while the Christmas specials varied - the 1973 Christmas show was also one hour, while in 1974 it was 90 minutes. For the third and final seasonal edition, in 1976, in order to achieve a more comedy-focused show - this time allotted only 45 minutes of airtime - Cryer and Junkin wrote a Hello Cheeky pantomime (Cheeky Whittington and his Magic Ballpoint).

After the completion of four successful series for radio, plus the six Specials, a combination of unfortunate events occurred which curtailed what had been a popular and successful show. Firstly, a dispute arose with BBC Management, concerning the cast's decision to defect to ITV, to make a TV version of the show. And then, unexpectedly, the radio show's 29-year-old producer died. Former producer David Hatch was brought in to put together a final half-dozen episodes, from material already in the can, for a truncated final series: which was only transmitted after more than three years had elapsed since the previous series.

In recent years, some of the half-hour episodes from Hello Cheeky have been re-broadcast on digital station BBC Radio 7 and its successor BBC Radio 4 Extra. These have mostly been editions first heard in 1973, although Cheeky Whittington and his Magic Ballpoint also receives seasonal re-runs as an item in the three hour special, Barry Cryer's Christmas Selection Box - Part 2.

With the exception of the two specials recorded on 6 April 1975, all of the radio broadcasts are known to exist (at least as off-air recordings).

Television

In 1976 an unsuccessful attempt was made to present Hello Cheeky on television, with the same writing and performing team. When BBC-TV turned the proposal down, the show aired instead on the ITV network. It was made by Yorkshire Television, with Len Lurcuck as producer, and ex-BBC comedy producer Duncan Wood as its executive producer.

The first series, comprising eight episodes, was broadcast between 19 January and 22 March 1976. A second series, comprising a further five episodes, was broadcast later that year, between 26 May and 23 June: the timing was a deliberate attempt to benefit from the popularity of the radio show, the latest series of which ran throughout that summer.

The TV show was not a ratings success. The reason for this was considered to be the fact that no attempt was made to make the material more visual for television.

The failure of the attempt to transfer the show to television, plus the impact on BBC Management of the cast defecting to ITV (and, in effect, using BBC Radio to promote a TV series on the rival ITV channel), had a disastrous effect on what had, up until then, been a very successful radio show: only a handful of further radio episodes would be made, and their transmission was postponed for several years (until the television show had ceased to air in re-runs on the ITV network).

The two TV series (except for Episode 10, which no longer exists in the archive) were released on DVD by Network in June 2010. The DVD was deleted from their catalogue on 13 January 2013.

Radio Episodes

Series 1

Series 1

Episode	Broadcast	Title
1	14 April 1973
2	21 April 1973	The Guatemalan Midget
3	21 April 1973	Pigeon Fanciers
4	21 April 1973	Z Cars - Gardeners Questions - Book at Bedtime
5	5 May 1973
6	12 April 1973	Test Match - FBI - Listen with Mother
7	19 May 1973	Live From The Garden Fete
8	26 May 1973	24 Canaries
9	2 June 1973	General Hospital - Racing - Party Political
10	9 June 1973	The Gang That Stole Michael Aspel Guest: Michael Aspel
11	16 June 1973	I’m fed up playing women's parts
SP	25 December 1973	Christmas Special, Hello Christmas

Series 2

Series 2

Episode	Broadcast	Title / Note
1	10 February 1974
2	17 February 1974
3	17 February 1974
4	3 March 1974
5	10 March 1974	Operation Bluebird
6	17 March 1974
7	24 March 1974
8	31 March 1974	Kitchen - Good Cause - Colditz
9	7 April 1974
10	14 April 1974
11	21 April 1974
12	28 April 1974
13	5 May 1974
14	12 May 1974	Guest: Aimi MacDonald)
15	19 May 1974
SP	27 May 1974	Summer Special: Hello Summer
SP	25 December 1974	Christmas Special: Hello Christmas

Series 3

Series 3

Episode	Broadcast	Title / Note
1	9 March 1975
2	16 March 1975
3	23 March 1975
4	30 March 1975
5	6 April 1975
6	13 April 1975
7	20 April 1975
8	27 April 1975
9	4 May 1975
10	11 May 1975
11	18 May 1975
12	25 May 1975
13	1 June 1975	The 6 Wives of Henry VIII Guest: Joan Bakewell
SP	25 Jan 1976	Least Worst of Hello Cheeky, Part 1
SP	1 Feb 1976	Least Worst of Hello Cheeky, Part 2

Series 4

Series 4

Episode	Broadcast	Title
1	16 May 1976	Sport with Frank Bough Guest: Frank Bough
2	23 May 1976
3	30 May 1976
4	6 June 1976
5	13 June 1976
6	20 June 1976	If Music be the Food of Love
7	27 June 1976
8	4 July 1976
9	11 July 1976	Hail Caesar! Beware the Ides of March
10	18 July 1976
11	25 July 1976
12	1 August 1976
13	8 August 1976
14	15 August 1976
15	22 August 1976	Ladies and Gentlemen to get this Particular Show
16	29 August 1976
SP	25 December 197	Christmas Special: Cheeky Whittington and his Magic Ballpoint Guests: Marti Caine, Peggy Mount and David Jacobs

Series 5

Series 5

Episode	Broadcast	Title / Note
1	7 October 1979
2	14 October 1979
3	21 October 1979	Long hard look at Norman St. John Stevas
4	28 October 1979
5	4 November 1979	Guest: Terry Wogan
6	11 November 1979

External links

• The Cast of "Hello Cheeky"
• "Hello Cheeky" at Britishcomedy.org.uk