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		<title>Kurt: /* Catchphrases */</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;span dir=&quot;auto&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;autocomment&quot;&gt;Catchphrases&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;;[[Hercules Grytpype-Thynne|Grytpype-Thynne]]'s catchphrases&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;;[[Hercules Grytpype-Thynne|Grytpype-Thynne]]'s catchphrases&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Hercules Grytpype-Thynne, instead of offering cigarettes to smoke, gave strange items such as gorillas, brass instruments, and pictures of [[Queen Victoria]]. Neddie Seagoon would often decline: &amp;quot;Have a Gorilla?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No thanks, I'm trying to give them up.&amp;quot; Later in the show this might be followed with &amp;quot;Have a Gorilla?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No thanks, I've just put one out.&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Hercules Grytpype-Thynne, instead of offering cigarettes to smoke, gave strange items such as gorillas, brass instruments, and pictures of [[Queen Victoria]]. Neddie Seagoon would often decline: &amp;quot;Have a Gorilla?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No thanks, I'm trying to give them up.&amp;quot; Later in the show this might be followed with &amp;quot;Have a Gorilla?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No thanks, I've just put one out.&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;−&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*&amp;quot;You silly twisted boy, you!&amp;quot; In the fifth series, Grytpype-Thynne says this to Neddie Seagoon on a regular basis in regard to his silly behaviour.  In ''[[The White Box of Great Bardfield (Transcript)|The White Box of Great Bardfield]]'', a running gag during the show is Seagoon's attempts to win a reward of ten shillings after being chained up by Ray Ellington in the first scene; he has complete confidence in his ability to escape: after all, he is the son of Houdini!!  Grytpype-Thynne says the phrase after witnessing Neddie's long and agonising contortions.  Ellington himself gets to say this quote in ''[[The End (Transcript)|The End (Confessions of a Secret Senna-Pod Drinker)]]'', and Grytpype also lets Greenslade say it (with permission) in &lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;&lt;/del&gt;[&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;http://www.thegoonshow.net/scripts_show.asp?title=s05e23_the_six_ingots_of_leadenhall_street &lt;/del&gt;The Six Ingots of Leadenhall Street]&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;&lt;/del&gt;. It is also heard in &amp;quot;[https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/china.html China Story]&amp;quot;, following Ned Seagoon's admission that he is the British ambassador, and in &amp;quot;[https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/whistle.html The Whistling Spy Enigma]&amp;quot;, after Neddie arrives at [[MI5]], giving a long list of patriotic and foolhardy deeds he is willing to do for his country.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;+&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*&amp;quot;You silly twisted boy, you!&amp;quot; In the fifth series, Grytpype-Thynne says this to Neddie Seagoon on a regular basis in regard to his silly behaviour.  In ''[[The White Box of Great Bardfield (Transcript)|The White Box of Great Bardfield]]'', a running gag during the show is Seagoon's attempts to win a reward of ten shillings after being chained up by Ray Ellington in the first scene; he has complete confidence in his ability to escape: after all, he is the son of Houdini!!  Grytpype-Thynne says the phrase after witnessing Neddie's long and agonising contortions.  Ellington himself gets to say this quote in ''[[The End (Transcript)|The End (Confessions of a Secret Senna-Pod Drinker)]]'', and Grytpype also lets Greenslade say it (with permission) in &lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;''&lt;/ins&gt;[&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;[The Six Ingots of Leadenhall Street (Transcription)|&lt;/ins&gt;The Six Ingots of Leadenhall Street]&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;]''&lt;/ins&gt;. It is also heard in &amp;quot;[https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/china.html China Story]&amp;quot;, following Ned Seagoon's admission that he is the British ambassador, and in &amp;quot;[https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/whistle.html The Whistling Spy Enigma]&amp;quot;, after Neddie arrives at [[MI5]], giving a long list of patriotic and foolhardy deeds he is willing to do for his country.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;!-- If others can make sections for other main characters I'd be much obliged! AlbertW --&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;!-- If others can make sections for other main characters I'd be much obliged! AlbertW --&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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		<author><name>Kurt</name></author>
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		<title>Kurt: /* Catchphrases */</title>
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		<updated>2024-09-16T13:00:32Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;span dir=&quot;auto&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;autocomment&quot;&gt;Catchphrases&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;;[[Hercules Grytpype-Thynne|Grytpype-Thynne]]'s catchphrases&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;;[[Hercules Grytpype-Thynne|Grytpype-Thynne]]'s catchphrases&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Hercules Grytpype-Thynne, instead of offering cigarettes to smoke, gave strange items such as gorillas, brass instruments, and pictures of [[Queen Victoria]]. Neddie Seagoon would often decline: &amp;quot;Have a Gorilla?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No thanks, I'm trying to give them up.&amp;quot; Later in the show this might be followed with &amp;quot;Have a Gorilla?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No thanks, I've just put one out.&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Hercules Grytpype-Thynne, instead of offering cigarettes to smoke, gave strange items such as gorillas, brass instruments, and pictures of [[Queen Victoria]]. Neddie Seagoon would often decline: &amp;quot;Have a Gorilla?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No thanks, I'm trying to give them up.&amp;quot; Later in the show this might be followed with &amp;quot;Have a Gorilla?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No thanks, I've just put one out.&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;−&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*&amp;quot;You silly twisted boy, you!&amp;quot; In the fifth series, Grytpype-Thynne says this to Neddie Seagoon on a regular basis in regard to his silly behaviour.  In ''[[The White Box of Great Bardfield (Transcript)]]'', a running gag during the show is Seagoon's attempts to win a reward of ten shillings after being chained up by Ray Ellington in the first scene; he has complete confidence in his ability to escape: after all, he is the son of Houdini!!  Grytpype-Thynne says the phrase after witnessing Neddie's long and agonising contortions.  Ellington himself gets to say this quote in ''[[The End (Transcript)|The End (Confessions of a Secret Senna-Pod Drinker)]]'', and Grytpype also lets Greenslade say it (with permission) in &amp;quot;[http://www.thegoonshow.net/scripts_show.asp?title=s05e23_the_six_ingots_of_leadenhall_street The Six Ingots of Leadenhall Street]&amp;quot;. It is also heard in &amp;quot;[https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/china.html China Story]&amp;quot;, following Ned Seagoon's admission that he is the British ambassador, and in &amp;quot;[https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/whistle.html The Whistling Spy Enigma]&amp;quot;, after Neddie arrives at [[MI5]], giving a long list of patriotic and foolhardy deeds he is willing to do for his country.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;+&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*&amp;quot;You silly twisted boy, you!&amp;quot; In the fifth series, Grytpype-Thynne says this to Neddie Seagoon on a regular basis in regard to his silly behaviour.  In ''[[The White Box of Great Bardfield (Transcript)&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;|The White Box of Great Bardfield&lt;/ins&gt;]]'', a running gag during the show is Seagoon's attempts to win a reward of ten shillings after being chained up by Ray Ellington in the first scene; he has complete confidence in his ability to escape: after all, he is the son of Houdini!!  Grytpype-Thynne says the phrase after witnessing Neddie's long and agonising contortions.  Ellington himself gets to say this quote in ''[[The End (Transcript)|The End (Confessions of a Secret Senna-Pod Drinker)]]'', and Grytpype also lets Greenslade say it (with permission) in &amp;quot;[http://www.thegoonshow.net/scripts_show.asp?title=s05e23_the_six_ingots_of_leadenhall_street The Six Ingots of Leadenhall Street]&amp;quot;. It is also heard in &amp;quot;[https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/china.html China Story]&amp;quot;, following Ned Seagoon's admission that he is the British ambassador, and in &amp;quot;[https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/whistle.html The Whistling Spy Enigma]&amp;quot;, after Neddie arrives at [[MI5]], giving a long list of patriotic and foolhardy deeds he is willing to do for his country.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;!-- If others can make sections for other main characters I'd be much obliged! AlbertW --&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;!-- If others can make sections for other main characters I'd be much obliged! AlbertW --&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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		<author><name>Kurt</name></author>
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		<title>Kurt: /* Catchphrases */</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;span dir=&quot;auto&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;autocomment&quot;&gt;Catchphrases&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;;[[Hercules Grytpype-Thynne|Grytpype-Thynne]]'s catchphrases&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;;[[Hercules Grytpype-Thynne|Grytpype-Thynne]]'s catchphrases&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Hercules Grytpype-Thynne, instead of offering cigarettes to smoke, gave strange items such as gorillas, brass instruments, and pictures of [[Queen Victoria]]. Neddie Seagoon would often decline: &amp;quot;Have a Gorilla?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No thanks, I'm trying to give them up.&amp;quot; Later in the show this might be followed with &amp;quot;Have a Gorilla?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No thanks, I've just put one out.&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Hercules Grytpype-Thynne, instead of offering cigarettes to smoke, gave strange items such as gorillas, brass instruments, and pictures of [[Queen Victoria]]. Neddie Seagoon would often decline: &amp;quot;Have a Gorilla?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No thanks, I'm trying to give them up.&amp;quot; Later in the show this might be followed with &amp;quot;Have a Gorilla?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No thanks, I've just put one out.&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;−&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*&amp;quot;You silly twisted boy, you!&amp;quot; In the fifth series, Grytpype-Thynne says this to Neddie Seagoon on a regular basis in regard to his silly behaviour.  In &lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;&lt;/del&gt;[&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/white_box.html &lt;/del&gt;The White Box of Great Bardfield]&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;&lt;/del&gt;, a running gag during the show is Seagoon's attempts to win a reward of ten shillings after being chained up by Ray Ellington in the first scene; he has complete confidence in his ability to escape: after all, he is the son of Houdini!!  Grytpype-Thynne says the phrase after witnessing Neddie's long and agonising contortions.  Ellington himself gets to say this quote in ''[[The End (Transcript)|The End (Confessions of a Secret Senna-Pod Drinker)]]'', and Grytpype also lets Greenslade say it (with permission) in &amp;quot;[http://www.thegoonshow.net/scripts_show.asp?title=s05e23_the_six_ingots_of_leadenhall_street The Six Ingots of Leadenhall Street]&amp;quot;. It is also heard in &amp;quot;[https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/china.html China Story]&amp;quot;, following Ned Seagoon's admission that he is the British ambassador, and in &amp;quot;[https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/whistle.html The Whistling Spy Enigma]&amp;quot;, after Neddie arrives at [[MI5]], giving a long list of patriotic and foolhardy deeds he is willing to do for his country.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;+&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*&amp;quot;You silly twisted boy, you!&amp;quot; In the fifth series, Grytpype-Thynne says this to Neddie Seagoon on a regular basis in regard to his silly behaviour.  In &lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;''[&lt;/ins&gt;[The White Box of Great Bardfield &lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;(Transcript)]&lt;/ins&gt;]&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;''&lt;/ins&gt;, a running gag during the show is Seagoon's attempts to win a reward of ten shillings after being chained up by Ray Ellington in the first scene; he has complete confidence in his ability to escape: after all, he is the son of Houdini!!  Grytpype-Thynne says the phrase after witnessing Neddie's long and agonising contortions.  Ellington himself gets to say this quote in ''[[The End (Transcript)|The End (Confessions of a Secret Senna-Pod Drinker)]]'', and Grytpype also lets Greenslade say it (with permission) in &amp;quot;[http://www.thegoonshow.net/scripts_show.asp?title=s05e23_the_six_ingots_of_leadenhall_street The Six Ingots of Leadenhall Street]&amp;quot;. It is also heard in &amp;quot;[https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/china.html China Story]&amp;quot;, following Ned Seagoon's admission that he is the British ambassador, and in &amp;quot;[https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/whistle.html The Whistling Spy Enigma]&amp;quot;, after Neddie arrives at [[MI5]], giving a long list of patriotic and foolhardy deeds he is willing to do for his country.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;!-- If others can make sections for other main characters I'd be much obliged! AlbertW --&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;!-- If others can make sections for other main characters I'd be much obliged! AlbertW --&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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		<author><name>Kurt</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>Kurt: /* Catchphrases */</title>
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		<updated>2024-09-16T03:34:48Z</updated>

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				&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot; id=&quot;mw-diff-left-l6&quot;&gt;Line 6:&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Bluebottle reads his own stage directions out loud (though he might argue that they would otherwise be lost in a radio programme format). (&amp;quot;Enter Bluebottle wearing doublet made out of mum's old drawers&amp;quot;; &amp;quot;Enter Bluebottle, waits for audience applause... not a sausage&amp;quot;; or &amp;quot;Strikes heroic pose, but trousers fall down and ruin effect&amp;quot;). He also says his inner thoughts out loud, preceded by the stage-direction &amp;quot;Thinks...&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Bluebottle reads his own stage directions out loud (though he might argue that they would otherwise be lost in a radio programme format). (&amp;quot;Enter Bluebottle wearing doublet made out of mum's old drawers&amp;quot;; &amp;quot;Enter Bluebottle, waits for audience applause... not a sausage&amp;quot;; or &amp;quot;Strikes heroic pose, but trousers fall down and ruin effect&amp;quot;). He also says his inner thoughts out loud, preceded by the stage-direction &amp;quot;Thinks...&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Bluebottle would say, &amp;quot;I don't like this game!&amp;quot;, especially when he was about to be, or had just been &amp;quot;deaded&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Bluebottle would say, &amp;quot;I don't like this game!&amp;quot;, especially when he was about to be, or had just been &amp;quot;deaded&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;−&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Bluebottle says &amp;quot;You rotten swine, you!&amp;quot; when something bad happens to him like being &amp;quot;deaded&amp;quot;. At one point in the episode &lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;&lt;/del&gt;[&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/pier.html &lt;/del&gt;The Sinking of Westminster Pier]&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;&lt;/del&gt;, he complained that he was always being &amp;quot;deaded&amp;quot;, and that Eccles never was. This was followed by an explosion and a call of &amp;quot;You rotten swine, Bluebottle!&amp;quot; from Eccles.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;+&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Bluebottle says &amp;quot;You rotten swine, you!&amp;quot; when something bad happens to him like being &amp;quot;deaded&amp;quot;. At one point in the episode &lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;''[&lt;/ins&gt;[The Sinking of Westminster Pier &lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;(Transcript)|The Sinking of Westminster Pier]&lt;/ins&gt;]&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;''&lt;/ins&gt;, he complained that he was always being &amp;quot;deaded&amp;quot;, and that Eccles never was. This was followed by an explosion and a call of &amp;quot;You rotten swine, Bluebottle!&amp;quot; from Eccles.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Other Bluebottle catchphrases include: &amp;quot;I heard you call me, My Capitaine!&amp;lt;!-- not a typo --&amp;gt;&amp;quot;, which was usually addressed to Seagoon.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Other Bluebottle catchphrases include: &amp;quot;I heard you call me, My Capitaine!&amp;lt;!-- not a typo --&amp;gt;&amp;quot;, which was usually addressed to Seagoon.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Variations of &amp;quot;Ooh! [[Liquorice (confectionery)|Liquorice]]! I must be careful of how many of them I eat!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Variations of &amp;quot;Ooh! [[Liquorice (confectionery)|Liquorice]]! I must be careful of how many of them I eat!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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		<author><name>Kurt</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=The_Goon_Show_running_jokes&amp;diff=53576&amp;oldid=prev</id>
		<title>Kurt: /* Catchphrases */</title>
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		<updated>2024-09-15T21:25:01Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;span dir=&quot;auto&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;autocomment&quot;&gt;Catchphrases&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Miss Minnie Bannister used many opportunities to say &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our beds!&amp;quot; or something along similar lines; after being swallowed by a tiger: &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our tigers!&amp;quot;, or in &amp;quot;[http://www.thegoonshow.net/scripts_show.asp?title=s06e08_shangri_la_again Shangri-La Again]&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our monasteries!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Miss Minnie Bannister used many opportunities to say &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our beds!&amp;quot; or something along similar lines; after being swallowed by a tiger: &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our tigers!&amp;quot;, or in &amp;quot;[http://www.thegoonshow.net/scripts_show.asp?title=s06e08_shangri_la_again Shangri-La Again]&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our monasteries!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;**In ''The End (Confessions Of A Secret Sennapod Drinker)'', Minnie gives a legitimate reason for her catchphrase - as [[Jack the Ripper]] was never caught, she believes he's waiting until the outcry about his murders have died down...&amp;quot;And ''then'' we'll all be murdered in our beds!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;**In ''The End (Confessions Of A Secret Sennapod Drinker)'', Minnie gives a legitimate reason for her catchphrase - as [[Jack the Ripper]] was never caught, she believes he's waiting until the outcry about his murders have died down...&amp;quot;And ''then'' we'll all be murdered in our beds!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;−&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* In the fifth series, Eccles would often state, &amp;quot;It's good to be alive!&amp;quot; at the most inopportune moments.  In ''[[Nineteen-Eighty-Five (Transcript)|1985]'' (a parody of the [[George Orwell]] [[novel]] ''[[Nineteen Eighty-Four]]''), Eccles modified this catchphrase as &amp;quot;It's good to be alive...in 1985!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;+&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* In the fifth series, Eccles would often state, &amp;quot;It's good to be alive!&amp;quot; at the most inopportune moments.  In ''[[Nineteen-Eighty-Five (Transcript)|1985&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;]&lt;/ins&gt;]'' (a parody of the [[George Orwell]] [[novel]] ''[[Nineteen Eighty-Four]]''), Eccles modified this catchphrase as &amp;quot;It's good to be alive...in 1985!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* Henry Crun would often start mumbling &amp;quot;you can't get the wood, you know&amp;quot; when asked to do any sort of job, even though the job (such as the building of a &amp;quot;waterproof gas stove&amp;quot; in ''[[The Siege of Fort Night (VG)|The Siege of Fort Night]]'') would never require any wood. Sometimes he would also complain about &amp;quot;a shortage of shortages&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* Henry Crun would often start mumbling &amp;quot;you can't get the wood, you know&amp;quot; when asked to do any sort of job, even though the job (such as the building of a &amp;quot;waterproof gas stove&amp;quot; in ''[[The Siege of Fort Night (VG)|The Siege of Fort Night]]'') would never require any wood. Sometimes he would also complain about &amp;quot;a shortage of shortages&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* Announcer [[Wallace Greenslade]] would often end episodes with the line, &amp;quot;It's all in the mind, you know&amp;quot;. This catchphrase would later be taken up by [[The Beatles]] in their 1968 movie, ''[[Yellow Submarine (film)|Yellow Submarine]]''.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* Announcer [[Wallace Greenslade]] would often end episodes with the line, &amp;quot;It's all in the mind, you know&amp;quot;. This catchphrase would later be taken up by [[The Beatles]] in their 1968 movie, ''[[Yellow Submarine (film)|Yellow Submarine]]''.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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		<author><name>Kurt</name></author>
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		<title>Kurt: /* Catchphrases */</title>
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Miss Minnie Bannister used many opportunities to say &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our beds!&amp;quot; or something along similar lines; after being swallowed by a tiger: &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our tigers!&amp;quot;, or in &amp;quot;[http://www.thegoonshow.net/scripts_show.asp?title=s06e08_shangri_la_again Shangri-La Again]&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our monasteries!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Miss Minnie Bannister used many opportunities to say &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our beds!&amp;quot; or something along similar lines; after being swallowed by a tiger: &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our tigers!&amp;quot;, or in &amp;quot;[http://www.thegoonshow.net/scripts_show.asp?title=s06e08_shangri_la_again Shangri-La Again]&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our monasteries!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;**In ''The End (Confessions Of A Secret Sennapod Drinker)'', Minnie gives a legitimate reason for her catchphrase - as [[Jack the Ripper]] was never caught, she believes he's waiting until the outcry about his murders have died down...&amp;quot;And ''then'' we'll all be murdered in our beds!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;**In ''The End (Confessions Of A Secret Sennapod Drinker)'', Minnie gives a legitimate reason for her catchphrase - as [[Jack the Ripper]] was never caught, she believes he's waiting until the outcry about his murders have died down...&amp;quot;And ''then'' we'll all be murdered in our beds!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;−&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* In the fifth series, Eccles would often state, &amp;quot;It's good to be alive!&amp;quot; at the most inopportune moments.  In &lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;&lt;/del&gt;[&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/1985.html &lt;/del&gt;1985]&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;&amp;quot; &lt;/del&gt;(a parody of the [[George Orwell]] [[novel]] ''[[Nineteen Eighty-Four]]''), Eccles modified this catchphrase as &amp;quot;It's good to be alive...in 1985!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;+&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* In the fifth series, Eccles would often state, &amp;quot;It's good to be alive!&amp;quot; at the most inopportune moments.  In &lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;''&lt;/ins&gt;[&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;[Nineteen-Eighty-Five (Transcript)|&lt;/ins&gt;1985]&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;'' &lt;/ins&gt;(a parody of the [[George Orwell]] [[novel]] ''[[Nineteen Eighty-Four]]''), Eccles modified this catchphrase as &amp;quot;It's good to be alive...in 1985!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* Henry Crun would often start mumbling &amp;quot;you can't get the wood, you know&amp;quot; when asked to do any sort of job, even though the job (such as the building of a &amp;quot;waterproof gas stove&amp;quot; in ''[[The Siege of Fort Night (VG)|The Siege of Fort Night]]'') would never require any wood. Sometimes he would also complain about &amp;quot;a shortage of shortages&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* Henry Crun would often start mumbling &amp;quot;you can't get the wood, you know&amp;quot; when asked to do any sort of job, even though the job (such as the building of a &amp;quot;waterproof gas stove&amp;quot; in ''[[The Siege of Fort Night (VG)|The Siege of Fort Night]]'') would never require any wood. Sometimes he would also complain about &amp;quot;a shortage of shortages&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* Announcer [[Wallace Greenslade]] would often end episodes with the line, &amp;quot;It's all in the mind, you know&amp;quot;. This catchphrase would later be taken up by [[The Beatles]] in their 1968 movie, ''[[Yellow Submarine (film)|Yellow Submarine]]''.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* Announcer [[Wallace Greenslade]] would often end episodes with the line, &amp;quot;It's all in the mind, you know&amp;quot;. This catchphrase would later be taken up by [[The Beatles]] in their 1968 movie, ''[[Yellow Submarine (film)|Yellow Submarine]]''.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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		<author><name>Kurt</name></author>
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		<title>Kurt: /* Catchphrases */</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;span dir=&quot;auto&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;autocomment&quot;&gt;Catchphrases&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;;[[Hercules Grytpype-Thynne|Grytpype-Thynne]]'s catchphrases&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;;[[Hercules Grytpype-Thynne|Grytpype-Thynne]]'s catchphrases&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Hercules Grytpype-Thynne, instead of offering cigarettes to smoke, gave strange items such as gorillas, brass instruments, and pictures of [[Queen Victoria]]. Neddie Seagoon would often decline: &amp;quot;Have a Gorilla?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No thanks, I'm trying to give them up.&amp;quot; Later in the show this might be followed with &amp;quot;Have a Gorilla?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No thanks, I've just put one out.&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Hercules Grytpype-Thynne, instead of offering cigarettes to smoke, gave strange items such as gorillas, brass instruments, and pictures of [[Queen Victoria]]. Neddie Seagoon would often decline: &amp;quot;Have a Gorilla?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No thanks, I'm trying to give them up.&amp;quot; Later in the show this might be followed with &amp;quot;Have a Gorilla?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No thanks, I've just put one out.&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;−&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*&amp;quot;You silly twisted boy, you!&amp;quot; In the fifth series, Grytpype-Thynne says this to Neddie Seagoon on a regular basis in regard to his silly behaviour.  In &amp;quot;[https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/white_box.html The White Box of Great Bardfield]&amp;quot;, a running gag during the show is Seagoon's attempts to win a reward of ten shillings after being chained up by Ray Ellington in the first scene; he has complete confidence in his ability to escape: after all, he is the son of Houdini!!  Grytpype-Thynne says the phrase after witnessing Neddie's long and agonising contortions.  Ellington himself gets to say this quote in &lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;&lt;/del&gt;[&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;http://www.thegoonshow.net/scripts_show.asp?title=s05e26_confessions_of_a_sennapod_drinker &lt;/del&gt;The End (Confessions of a Secret Senna-Pod Drinker)]&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;&lt;/del&gt;, and Grytpype also lets Greenslade say it (with permission) in &amp;quot;[http://www.thegoonshow.net/scripts_show.asp?title=s05e23_the_six_ingots_of_leadenhall_street The Six Ingots of Leadenhall Street]&amp;quot;. It is also heard in &amp;quot;[https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/china.html China Story]&amp;quot;, following Ned Seagoon's admission that he is the British ambassador, and in &amp;quot;[https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/whistle.html The Whistling Spy Enigma]&amp;quot;, after Neddie arrives at [[MI5]], giving a long list of patriotic and foolhardy deeds he is willing to do for his country.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;+&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*&amp;quot;You silly twisted boy, you!&amp;quot; In the fifth series, Grytpype-Thynne says this to Neddie Seagoon on a regular basis in regard to his silly behaviour.  In &amp;quot;[https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/white_box.html The White Box of Great Bardfield]&amp;quot;, a running gag during the show is Seagoon's attempts to win a reward of ten shillings after being chained up by Ray Ellington in the first scene; he has complete confidence in his ability to escape: after all, he is the son of Houdini!!  Grytpype-Thynne says the phrase after witnessing Neddie's long and agonising contortions.  Ellington himself gets to say this quote in &lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;''&lt;/ins&gt;[&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;[The End (Transcript)|&lt;/ins&gt;The End (Confessions of a Secret Senna-Pod Drinker)]&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;]''&lt;/ins&gt;, and Grytpype also lets Greenslade say it (with permission) in &amp;quot;[http://www.thegoonshow.net/scripts_show.asp?title=s05e23_the_six_ingots_of_leadenhall_street The Six Ingots of Leadenhall Street]&amp;quot;. It is also heard in &amp;quot;[https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/china.html China Story]&amp;quot;, following Ned Seagoon's admission that he is the British ambassador, and in &amp;quot;[https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/whistle.html The Whistling Spy Enigma]&amp;quot;, after Neddie arrives at [[MI5]], giving a long list of patriotic and foolhardy deeds he is willing to do for his country.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;!-- If others can make sections for other main characters I'd be much obliged! AlbertW --&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;!-- If others can make sections for other main characters I'd be much obliged! AlbertW --&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot; id=&quot;mw-diff-left-l30&quot;&gt;Line 30:&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Little Jim's only line in most episodes is simply to say &amp;quot;He's fallen in the wah-taa!&amp;quot;, in a childish voice. It is often commented by the characters, usually Grytpype-Thynne, that they do not know what they would do without him, once even extending to Bloodnok actually attempting to do the catchphrase for him when Jim himself had been thrown into the water. On the BBC Radio show ''Dad Made Me Laugh'' Peter Sellers' son [[Michael Sellers (actor)|Michael]] revealed he was the source of the phrase, when as a small child he used it to talk about people jumping into their swimming pool.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Little Jim's only line in most episodes is simply to say &amp;quot;He's fallen in the wah-taa!&amp;quot;, in a childish voice. It is often commented by the characters, usually Grytpype-Thynne, that they do not know what they would do without him, once even extending to Bloodnok actually attempting to do the catchphrase for him when Jim himself had been thrown into the water. On the BBC Radio show ''Dad Made Me Laugh'' Peter Sellers' son [[Michael Sellers (actor)|Michael]] revealed he was the source of the phrase, when as a small child he used it to talk about people jumping into their swimming pool.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Miss Minnie Bannister used many opportunities to say &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our beds!&amp;quot; or something along similar lines; after being swallowed by a tiger: &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our tigers!&amp;quot;, or in &amp;quot;[http://www.thegoonshow.net/scripts_show.asp?title=s06e08_shangri_la_again Shangri-La Again]&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our monasteries!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Miss Minnie Bannister used many opportunities to say &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our beds!&amp;quot; or something along similar lines; after being swallowed by a tiger: &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our tigers!&amp;quot;, or in &amp;quot;[http://www.thegoonshow.net/scripts_show.asp?title=s06e08_shangri_la_again Shangri-La Again]&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our monasteries!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;−&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;**In &lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;&lt;/del&gt;The End (Confessions Of A Secret Sennapod Drinker)&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;&lt;/del&gt;, Minnie gives a legitimate reason for her catchphrase - as [[Jack the Ripper]] was never caught, she believes he's waiting until the outcry about his murders have died down...&amp;quot;And ''then'' we'll all be murdered in our beds!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;+&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;**In &lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;''&lt;/ins&gt;The End (Confessions Of A Secret Sennapod Drinker)&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;''&lt;/ins&gt;, Minnie gives a legitimate reason for her catchphrase - as [[Jack the Ripper]] was never caught, she believes he's waiting until the outcry about his murders have died down...&amp;quot;And ''then'' we'll all be murdered in our beds!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* In the fifth series, Eccles would often state, &amp;quot;It's good to be alive!&amp;quot; at the most inopportune moments.  In &amp;quot;[https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/1985.html 1985]&amp;quot; (a parody of the [[George Orwell]] [[novel]] ''[[Nineteen Eighty-Four]]''), Eccles modified this catchphrase as &amp;quot;It's good to be alive...in 1985!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* In the fifth series, Eccles would often state, &amp;quot;It's good to be alive!&amp;quot; at the most inopportune moments.  In &amp;quot;[https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/1985.html 1985]&amp;quot; (a parody of the [[George Orwell]] [[novel]] ''[[Nineteen Eighty-Four]]''), Eccles modified this catchphrase as &amp;quot;It's good to be alive...in 1985!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* Henry Crun would often start mumbling &amp;quot;you can't get the wood, you know&amp;quot; when asked to do any sort of job, even though the job (such as the building of a &amp;quot;waterproof gas stove&amp;quot; in ''[[The Siege of Fort Night (VG)|The Siege of Fort Night]]'') would never require any wood. Sometimes he would also complain about &amp;quot;a shortage of shortages&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* Henry Crun would often start mumbling &amp;quot;you can't get the wood, you know&amp;quot; when asked to do any sort of job, even though the job (such as the building of a &amp;quot;waterproof gas stove&amp;quot; in ''[[The Siege of Fort Night (VG)|The Siege of Fort Night]]'') would never require any wood. Sometimes he would also complain about &amp;quot;a shortage of shortages&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;;[[Hercules Grytpype-Thynne|Grytpype-Thynne]]'s catchphrases&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;;[[Hercules Grytpype-Thynne|Grytpype-Thynne]]'s catchphrases&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Hercules Grytpype-Thynne, instead of offering cigarettes to smoke, gave strange items such as gorillas, brass instruments, and pictures of [[Queen Victoria]]. Neddie Seagoon would often decline: &amp;quot;Have a Gorilla?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No thanks, I'm trying to give them up.&amp;quot; Later in the show this might be followed with &amp;quot;Have a Gorilla?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No thanks, I've just put one out.&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Hercules Grytpype-Thynne, instead of offering cigarettes to smoke, gave strange items such as gorillas, brass instruments, and pictures of [[Queen Victoria]]. Neddie Seagoon would often decline: &amp;quot;Have a Gorilla?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No thanks, I'm trying to give them up.&amp;quot; Later in the show this might be followed with &amp;quot;Have a Gorilla?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No thanks, I've just put one out.&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;−&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*&amp;quot;You silly twisted boy, you!&amp;quot; In the fifth series, Grytpype-Thynne says this to Neddie Seagoon on a regular basis in regard to his silly behaviour.  In &amp;quot;[&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;http&lt;/del&gt;://www.thegoonshow.&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;net&lt;/del&gt;/&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;scripts_show&lt;/del&gt;.&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;asp?title=s05e25_the_white_box_of_great_bardfield &lt;/del&gt;The White Box of Great Bardfield]&amp;quot;, a running gag during the show is Seagoon's attempts to win a reward of ten shillings after being chained up by Ray Ellington in the first scene; he has complete confidence in his ability to escape: after all, he is the son of Houdini!!  Grytpype-Thynne says the phrase after witnessing Neddie's long and agonising contortions.  Ellington himself gets to say this quote in &amp;quot;[http://www.thegoonshow.net/scripts_show.asp?title=s05e26_confessions_of_a_sennapod_drinker The End (Confessions of a Secret Senna-Pod Drinker)]&amp;quot;, and Grytpype also lets Greenslade say it (with permission) in &amp;quot;[http://www.thegoonshow.net/scripts_show.asp?title=s05e23_the_six_ingots_of_leadenhall_street The Six Ingots of Leadenhall Street]&amp;quot;. It is also heard in &amp;quot;[&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;http&lt;/del&gt;://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;index&lt;/del&gt;.html China Story]&amp;quot;, following Ned Seagoon's admission that he is the British ambassador, and in &amp;quot;[&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;http&lt;/del&gt;://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;index&lt;/del&gt;.html The Whistling Spy Enigma]&amp;quot;, after Neddie arrives at [[MI5]], giving a long list of patriotic and foolhardy deeds he is willing to do for his country.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;+&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*&amp;quot;You silly twisted boy, you!&amp;quot; In the fifth series, Grytpype-Thynne says this to Neddie Seagoon on a regular basis in regard to his silly behaviour.  In &amp;quot;[&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;https&lt;/ins&gt;://www.thegoonshow.&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;co.uk/scripts&lt;/ins&gt;/&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;white_box&lt;/ins&gt;.&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;html &lt;/ins&gt;The White Box of Great Bardfield]&amp;quot;, a running gag during the show is Seagoon's attempts to win a reward of ten shillings after being chained up by Ray Ellington in the first scene; he has complete confidence in his ability to escape: after all, he is the son of Houdini!!  Grytpype-Thynne says the phrase after witnessing Neddie's long and agonising contortions.  Ellington himself gets to say this quote in &amp;quot;[http://www.thegoonshow.net/scripts_show.asp?title=s05e26_confessions_of_a_sennapod_drinker The End (Confessions of a Secret Senna-Pod Drinker)]&amp;quot;, and Grytpype also lets Greenslade say it (with permission) in &amp;quot;[http://www.thegoonshow.net/scripts_show.asp?title=s05e23_the_six_ingots_of_leadenhall_street The Six Ingots of Leadenhall Street]&amp;quot;. It is also heard in &amp;quot;[&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;https&lt;/ins&gt;://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;china&lt;/ins&gt;.html China Story]&amp;quot;, following Ned Seagoon's admission that he is the British ambassador, and in &amp;quot;[&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;https&lt;/ins&gt;://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;whistle&lt;/ins&gt;.html The Whistling Spy Enigma]&amp;quot;, after Neddie arrives at [[MI5]], giving a long list of patriotic and foolhardy deeds he is willing to do for his country.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;!-- If others can make sections for other main characters I'd be much obliged! AlbertW --&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;!-- If others can make sections for other main characters I'd be much obliged! AlbertW --&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Miss Minnie Bannister used many opportunities to say &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our beds!&amp;quot; or something along similar lines; after being swallowed by a tiger: &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our tigers!&amp;quot;, or in &amp;quot;[http://www.thegoonshow.net/scripts_show.asp?title=s06e08_shangri_la_again Shangri-La Again]&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our monasteries!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Miss Minnie Bannister used many opportunities to say &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our beds!&amp;quot; or something along similar lines; after being swallowed by a tiger: &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our tigers!&amp;quot;, or in &amp;quot;[http://www.thegoonshow.net/scripts_show.asp?title=s06e08_shangri_la_again Shangri-La Again]&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;We'll all be murdered in our monasteries!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;**In &amp;quot;The End (Confessions Of A Secret Sennapod Drinker)&amp;quot;, Minnie gives a legitimate reason for her catchphrase - as [[Jack the Ripper]] was never caught, she believes he's waiting until the outcry about his murders have died down...&amp;quot;And ''then'' we'll all be murdered in our beds!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;**In &amp;quot;The End (Confessions Of A Secret Sennapod Drinker)&amp;quot;, Minnie gives a legitimate reason for her catchphrase - as [[Jack the Ripper]] was never caught, she believes he's waiting until the outcry about his murders have died down...&amp;quot;And ''then'' we'll all be murdered in our beds!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;−&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* In the fifth series, Eccles would often state, &amp;quot;It's good to be alive!&amp;quot; at the most inopportune moments.  In &amp;quot;[&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;http&lt;/del&gt;://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;index&lt;/del&gt;.html 1985]&amp;quot; (a parody of the [[George Orwell]] [[novel]] ''[[Nineteen Eighty-Four]]''), Eccles modified this catchphrase as &amp;quot;It's good to be alive...in 1985!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;+&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* In the fifth series, Eccles would often state, &amp;quot;It's good to be alive!&amp;quot; at the most inopportune moments.  In &amp;quot;[&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;https&lt;/ins&gt;://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;1985&lt;/ins&gt;.html 1985]&amp;quot; (a parody of the [[George Orwell]] [[novel]] ''[[Nineteen Eighty-Four]]''), Eccles modified this catchphrase as &amp;quot;It's good to be alive...in 1985!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* Henry Crun would often start mumbling &amp;quot;you can't get the wood, you know&amp;quot; when asked to do any sort of job, even though the job (such as the building of a &amp;quot;waterproof gas stove&amp;quot; in ''[[The Siege of Fort Night (VG)|The Siege of Fort Night]]'') would never require any wood. Sometimes he would also complain about &amp;quot;a shortage of shortages&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* Henry Crun would often start mumbling &amp;quot;you can't get the wood, you know&amp;quot; when asked to do any sort of job, even though the job (such as the building of a &amp;quot;waterproof gas stove&amp;quot; in ''[[The Siege of Fort Night (VG)|The Siege of Fort Night]]'') would never require any wood. Sometimes he would also complain about &amp;quot;a shortage of shortages&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* Announcer [[Wallace Greenslade]] would often end episodes with the line, &amp;quot;It's all in the mind, you know&amp;quot;. This catchphrase would later be taken up by [[The Beatles]] in their 1968 movie, ''[[Yellow Submarine (film)|Yellow Submarine]]''.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;* Announcer [[Wallace Greenslade]] would often end episodes with the line, &amp;quot;It's all in the mind, you know&amp;quot;. This catchphrase would later be taken up by [[The Beatles]] in their 1968 movie, ''[[Yellow Submarine (film)|Yellow Submarine]]''.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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		<author><name>Kurt</name></author>
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		<title>Kurt: /* Catchphrases */</title>
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		<updated>2024-09-12T00:56:48Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;span dir=&quot;auto&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;autocomment&quot;&gt;Catchphrases&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Bluebottle reads his own stage directions out loud (though he might argue that they would otherwise be lost in a radio programme format). (&amp;quot;Enter Bluebottle wearing doublet made out of mum's old drawers&amp;quot;; &amp;quot;Enter Bluebottle, waits for audience applause... not a sausage&amp;quot;; or &amp;quot;Strikes heroic pose, but trousers fall down and ruin effect&amp;quot;). He also says his inner thoughts out loud, preceded by the stage-direction &amp;quot;Thinks...&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Bluebottle reads his own stage directions out loud (though he might argue that they would otherwise be lost in a radio programme format). (&amp;quot;Enter Bluebottle wearing doublet made out of mum's old drawers&amp;quot;; &amp;quot;Enter Bluebottle, waits for audience applause... not a sausage&amp;quot;; or &amp;quot;Strikes heroic pose, but trousers fall down and ruin effect&amp;quot;). He also says his inner thoughts out loud, preceded by the stage-direction &amp;quot;Thinks...&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Bluebottle would say, &amp;quot;I don't like this game!&amp;quot;, especially when he was about to be, or had just been &amp;quot;deaded&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Bluebottle would say, &amp;quot;I don't like this game!&amp;quot;, especially when he was about to be, or had just been &amp;quot;deaded&amp;quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;−&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Bluebottle says &amp;quot;You rotten swine, you!&amp;quot; when something bad happens to him like being &amp;quot;deaded&amp;quot;. At one point in the episode &amp;quot;[&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;http&lt;/del&gt;://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;index&lt;/del&gt;.html The Sinking of Westminster Pier]&amp;quot;, he complained that he was always being &amp;quot;deaded&amp;quot;, and that Eccles never was. This was followed by an explosion and a call of &amp;quot;You rotten swine, Bluebottle!&amp;quot; from Eccles.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;+&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Bluebottle says &amp;quot;You rotten swine, you!&amp;quot; when something bad happens to him like being &amp;quot;deaded&amp;quot;. At one point in the episode &amp;quot;[&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;https&lt;/ins&gt;://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;pier&lt;/ins&gt;.html The Sinking of Westminster Pier]&amp;quot;, he complained that he was always being &amp;quot;deaded&amp;quot;, and that Eccles never was. This was followed by an explosion and a call of &amp;quot;You rotten swine, Bluebottle!&amp;quot; from Eccles.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Other Bluebottle catchphrases include: &amp;quot;I heard you call me, My Capitaine!&amp;lt;!-- not a typo --&amp;gt;&amp;quot;, which was usually addressed to Seagoon.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Other Bluebottle catchphrases include: &amp;quot;I heard you call me, My Capitaine!&amp;lt;!-- not a typo --&amp;gt;&amp;quot;, which was usually addressed to Seagoon.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Variations of &amp;quot;Ooh! [[Liquorice (confectionery)|Liquorice]]! I must be careful of how many of them I eat!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*Variations of &amp;quot;Ooh! [[Liquorice (confectionery)|Liquorice]]! I must be careful of how many of them I eat!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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		<author><name>Kurt</name></author>
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		<title>Kurt at 00:54, 12 September 2024</title>
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		<updated>2024-09-12T00:54:43Z</updated>

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