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	It was created by [[Johnnie Mortimer]], and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, [[Brian Cooke]]. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series, one episode of the seventh, and five out of six episodes of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by [[John Kane (writer)\|John Kane]] and [[Vince Powell]] (who wrote the whole of the last three series).		It was created by [[Johnnie Mortimer]], and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, [[Brian Cooke]]. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series, one episode of the seventh, and five out of six episodes of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by [[John Kane (writer)\|John Kane]] and [[Vince Powell]] (who wrote the whole of the last three series).

	The series starred [[Windsor Davies]] (previously known for ''[[It Ain't Half Hot, Mum]]'') and [[Donald Sinden]] as rival antique dealers, and also co-starred [[Robin Kermode]] (later replaced by Christopher Morris), [[Julia Watson]] (later replaced by Tacy Kneale), [[Honor Blackman]], [[Teddy Turner (actor)\|Teddy Turner]], [[Derek Deadman]], [[Maria Charles]] and [[Zara Nutley]].		The series starred [[Windsor Davies]] (previously known for ''[[It Ain't Half Hot Mum]]'') and [[Donald Sinden]] as rival antique dealers, and also co-starred [[Robin Kermode]] (later replaced by Christopher Morris), [[Julia Watson]] (later replaced by Tacy Kneale), [[Honor Blackman]], [[Teddy Turner (actor)\|Teddy Turner]], [[Derek Deadman]], [[Maria Charles]] and [[Zara Nutley]].

	It was made by [[Thames Television]] for the [[ITV (TV network)\|ITV]] network. Since its run ended, it has been repeated a few times, including on [[Gold (UK TV channel)\|UK Gold]], later on [[ITV3]], and more recently on [[British Forces Broadcasting Service\|Forces TV]].		It was made by [[Thames Television]] for the [[ITV (TV network)\|ITV]] network. Since its run ended, it has been repeated a few times, including on [[Gold (UK TV channel)\|UK Gold]], later on [[ITV3]], and more recently on [[British Forces Broadcasting Service\|Forces TV]].

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	~~[[Image:silvey-never-the-twain.jpg\|thumb\|left\|[[Donald Sinden]] and [[Windsor Davies]] during filming of ''Never the Twain''.]]~~
	Oliver Smallbridge, played by Windsor Davies, and Simon Peel, played by Donald Sinden, are antiques dealers who are also bitter enemies (after a falling-out having been business partners) and next-door neighbours, both in their homes and shops. They are engaged in a continuous game of one-upmanship, so both of them are shocked when they find out that their respective children (Smallbridge's daughter Lyn – played by Watson and later Kneale – and Peel's son David – played by Kermode and later Morris) are in love and want to marry as soon as possible. The fathers are forced to reluctantly accept the relationship and marriage, which takes place at the end of the first series.		Oliver Smallbridge, played by Windsor Davies, and Simon Peel, played by Donald Sinden, are antiques dealers who are also bitter enemies (after a falling-out having been business partners) and next-door neighbours, both in their homes and shops. They are engaged in a continuous game of one-upmanship, so both of them are shocked when they find out that their respective children (Smallbridge's daughter Lyn – played by Watson and later Kneale – and Peel's son David – played by Kermode and later Morris) are in love and want to marry as soon as possible. The fathers are forced to reluctantly accept the relationship and marriage, which takes place at the end of the first series.

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	After the third series, Lyn and David move to [[Vancouver]] in Canada, leaving the daily goings on at Simon and Oliver's shops and in their private lives as the main themes of the show. Other notable characters in the series are Simon's butler Banks (played by Turner), a replacement for a foreign [[au pair]] that Simon had requested; Ringo (played by Deadman), Oliver's idiotic assistant in his shop; and Mrs. Sadler (played by Charles), Oliver's clumsy cleaner, who has an annoying tendency to accidentally break things. Banks and Mrs. Sadler's amorous relationship provides humorous material in these series, with both of them marrying and leaving the show at the end of the seventh series. The fourth to seventh series were written by a group of writers, Powell and ''[[Me and My Girl (TV series)\|Me and My Girl]]'' co-creator Kane being the most prominent.		After the third series, Lyn and David move to [[Vancouver]] in Canada, leaving the daily goings on at Simon and Oliver's shops and in their private lives as the main themes of the show. Other notable characters in the series are Simon's butler Banks (played by Turner), a replacement for a foreign [[au pair]] that Simon had requested; Ringo (played by Deadman), Oliver's idiotic assistant in his shop; and Mrs. Sadler (played by Charles), Oliver's clumsy cleaner, who has an annoying tendency to accidentally break things. Banks and Mrs. Sadler's amorous relationship provides humorous material in these series, with both of them marrying and leaving the show at the end of the seventh series. The fourth to seventh series were written by a group of writers, Powell and ''[[Me and My Girl (TV series)\|Me and My Girl]]'' co-creator Kane being the most prominent.

			[[File:silvey-never-the-twain.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Donald Sinden]] and [[Windsor Davies]] during filming of ''Never the Twain''.]]
	In the eighth series (mostly written again by Mortimer), Lyn and David return from Canada with their son (and Oliver's and Simon's grandson) Martin, who provides a new platform on which Simon and Oliver can develop their long-standing rivalry, fighting over who is the better grandfather. However, at the end of that series, Lyn, David and Martin move to a new flat in [[Friern Barnet]].		In the eighth series (mostly written again by Mortimer), Lyn and David return from Canada with their son (and Oliver's and Simon's grandson) Martin, who provides a new platform on which Simon and Oliver can develop their long-standing rivalry, fighting over who is the better grandfather. However, at the end of that series, Lyn, David and Martin move to a new flat in [[Friern Barnet]].

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{{Infobox television
| name = Never the Twain
| image = Never the Twain title card.jpg
| genre = [[Sitcom]]
| creator = [[Johnnie Mortimer]]
| starring = [[Donald Sinden]] [[Windsor Davies]]
| location = [[Hersham, Surrey]]
| theme_music_composer = Jack Trombey
| country = United Kingdom
| language = English
| num_series = 11
| num_episodes = 67
| list_episodes = List of Never the Twain episodes
| runtime = 30 minutes (including commercials)
| producer = Peter Frazer-Jones (1981–1988) Anthony Parker (1988–1991)
| director = Peter Frazer-Jones (series 1–3) Robert Reed (series 4–7) Douglas Argent (series 8) Nick Hurran (series 9–10) Anthony Parker (series 11)
| company = [[Thames Television]]
| picture_format = [[4:3]]
| network = [[ITV (TV network)|ITV]]
| first_aired = {{Start date|1981|09|07|df=yes}}
| last_aired = {{End date|1991|10|09|df=yes}}
| distributor = [[Fremantle (company)|Fremantle]]
}}

'''''Never the Twain''''' is a British [[sitcom]] that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991.

It was created by [[Johnnie Mortimer]], and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, [[Brian Cooke]]. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series, one episode of the seventh, and five out of six episodes of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by [[John Kane (writer)|John Kane]] and [[Vince Powell]] (who wrote the whole of the last three series).

The series starred [[Windsor Davies]] (previously known for ''[[It Ain't Half Hot, Mum]]'') and [[Donald Sinden]] as rival antique dealers, and also co-starred [[Robin Kermode]] (later replaced by Christopher Morris), [[Julia Watson]] (later replaced by Tacy Kneale), [[Honor Blackman]], [[Teddy Turner (actor)|Teddy Turner]], [[Derek Deadman]], [[Maria Charles]] and [[Zara Nutley]].

It was made by [[Thames Television]] for the [[ITV (TV network)|ITV]] network. Since its run ended, it has been repeated a few times, including on [[Gold (UK TV channel)|UK Gold]], later on [[ITV3]], and more recently on [[British Forces Broadcasting Service|Forces TV]].

The title is taken from the [[Rudyard Kipling]] poem ''[[The Ballad of East and West]]''. The show's theme tune was composed by [[Jack Trombey]] and the track was entitled ''Domino''.

==Plot==
[[Image:silvey-never-the-twain.jpg|thumb|left|[[Donald Sinden]] and [[Windsor Davies]] during filming of ''Never the Twain''.]]
Oliver Smallbridge, played by Windsor Davies, and Simon Peel, played by Donald Sinden, are antiques dealers who are also bitter enemies (after a falling-out having been business partners) and next-door neighbours, both in their homes and shops. They are engaged in a continuous game of one-upmanship, so both of them are shocked when they find out that their respective children (Smallbridge's daughter Lyn – played by Watson and later Kneale – and Peel's son David – played by Kermode and later Morris) are in love and want to marry as soon as possible. The fathers are forced to reluctantly accept the relationship and marriage, which takes place at the end of the first series.

It is the impending marriage of Lyn and David and the early days of their marriage, alongside Oliver and Simon battling over the affection of middle-class widow Veronica Barton (played by Blackman), that provides the basis for the first two series (both written entirely by Mortimer). The third series features a failed attempt by Simon and Oliver to try to renew their business partnership.

After the third series, Lyn and David move to [[Vancouver]] in Canada, leaving the daily goings on at Simon and Oliver's shops and in their private lives as the main themes of the show. Other notable characters in the series are Simon's butler Banks (played by Turner), a replacement for a foreign [[au pair]] that Simon had requested; Ringo (played by Deadman), Oliver's idiotic assistant in his shop; and Mrs. Sadler (played by Charles), Oliver's clumsy cleaner, who has an annoying tendency to accidentally break things. Banks and Mrs. Sadler's amorous relationship provides humorous material in these series, with both of them marrying and leaving the show at the end of the seventh series. The fourth to seventh series were written by a group of writers, Powell and ''[[Me and My Girl (TV series)|Me and My Girl]]'' co-creator Kane being the most prominent.

In the eighth series (mostly written again by Mortimer), Lyn and David return from Canada with their son (and Oliver's and Simon's grandson) Martin, who provides a new platform on which Simon and Oliver can develop their long-standing rivalry, fighting over who is the better grandfather. However, at the end of that series, Lyn, David and Martin move to a new flat in [[Friern Barnet]].

Simon and Oliver's daily personal and business lives are the primary focus of the final three series (all written in their entirety by Powell). In these series, another character (who had already made two appearances in series 4 and 7) begins to appear regularly: Simon's Aunt Eleanor (played by Nutley, who had also appeared in Vince Powell's earlier sitcom ''[[Mind Your Language]]''), moves near Oliver and Simon.

Also, appearing in some episodes of the series were Donald Sinden's sons [[Marc Sinden|Marc]] and [[Jeremy Sinden|Jeremy]], while his wife Diana appeared in the last ever episode.<ref>{{cite web|url=https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0802052/|title="Never the Twain" A Car by Any Other Name (TV Episode 1990)|work=IMDb}}</ref>

==Episodes==
{{Main|List of Never the Twain episodes}}
{{:List of Never the Twain episodes}}

==Home releases==
The complete first series was released on DVD in June 2001 by Clear Vision and no other series were released. It was announced that a different company would release a DVD featuring the first two series, it was released in September 2010.

An 11-disc complete series set, through Network, was released on 21 October 2019.

In Australia (Region 4), Via Vision Entertainment release The Complete Series in a 11-Disc box set on January 6, 2021.<ref>{{Cite web|title=Never The Twain - The Complete Series|url=https://viavision.com.au/shop/never-the-twain-the-complete-series/|access-date=2021-01-18|website=Via Vision Entertainment|language=en-AU}}</ref>

==Locations==
The outside filming location for the two antique shops in the early series was a double-fronted restaurant on The Green in the village of [[Claygate]] in Surrey, just six miles to the south of Thames Television’s [[Teddington studios]]. They then used some shops at 10-12 Queen's Road, Hersham, Surrey. The churches used for the weddings were St Andrew's Church, Ham, Surrey and St Andrew's Church, Cobham, Surrey. The houses used in the early series were on Burtenshaw Road, Thames Ditton, Surrey. One of these has since been demolished and another house built on the plot. Later houses on Brook Farm Road and Oak Road, Cobham were used.

==Repeats==
Beginning in early 2006, [[ITV3]] began showing repeats beginning with series one in a late afternoon timeslot with other classic ITV comedy series such as ''[[Rising Damp]]'' and ''[[On the Buses]]''. From late January 2019, coincidentally a short time after the announcement of Windsor Davies's death, [[Forces TV]] started broadcasting the show as double bills from the very start.

==Interviews==
* [https://soundcloud.com/thebillpodcast/episode-01-jon-iles The Bill Podcast: Jon Iles] (2017)

==References==
{{Reflist}}

==External links==
*{{IMDb title|0081907}}
*{{British Comedy Guide|tv|never_the_twain}}
*{{epguides|NevertheTwain}}

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{{Vince Powell}}

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