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	First broadcast 21<sup>st</sup> September 1954<br>		First broadcast 21<sup>st</sup> September 1954<br>

	~~This is a transcription of~~ the ~~Ted Kendall restored~~ version found on The Goon Show ~~Compendium Vol.~~1.		The show was transcribed from the version found on [[The Goon Show Compendiums#Vol1\|The Goon Show Compendiun: Volume 1]].
	==Cast==		==Cast==
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	==The Script==		==The Script==
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	\|style="color: green"\| '''Greenslade''':		\|style="color: green; width:155px"\| '''Greenslade''':
	\|\| This is the BBC Home Service		\|\| This is the BBC Home Service
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	{{DEFAULTSORT:~~Yehti~~}}		{{DEFAULTSORT:Forog (transcript)}}
	[[Category:Goon Show transcriptions]]		[[Category:Goon Show transcriptions]]

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	\|\| But, Major Bloodnok, it's true I tell you, I saw Nelson with my own eyes! He came to me at my government sponsored laboratory!		\|\| But, Major Bloodnok, it's true I tell you, I saw Nelson with my own eyes! He came to me at my government sponsored laboratory!
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	\|style="color: blue"\| '''Bloodnok'':		\|style="color: blue"\| '''Bloodnok''':
	\|\| Cabel me cornickies I haven't heard such cock since I recommended me for a medal.		\|\| Cabel me cornickies I haven't heard such cock since I recommended me for a medal.
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	\|\|Major Bloodnok! I demand military protection! If all these statues gang up on me I'm finished!		\|\|Major Bloodnok! I demand military protection! If all these statues gang up on me I'm finished!
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	\|style="color: blue"\| '''Bloodnok'':		\|style="color: blue"\| '''Bloodnok''':
	\|\| Now stop stroking me putties and let's get this down. Now then...		\|\| Now stop stroking me putties and let's get this down. Now then...
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	\|\| My name is Ned Seagoon.		\|\| My name is Ned Seagoon.
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	\|style="color: blue"\| '''Bloodnok'':		\|style="color: blue"\| '''Bloodnok''':
	\|\|I got that. now, did any other responsible person see the statue.		\|\|I got that. now, did any other responsible person see the statue.
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	\|\| Oh yeah, I did.		\|\| Oh yeah, I did.
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	\|style="color: blue"\| '''Bloodnok'':		\|style="color: blue"\| '''Bloodnok''':
	\|\|No other responsible person?		\|\|No other responsible person?
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	\|\| You must believe me, Major!		\|\| You must believe me, Major!
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	\|style="color: blue"\| '''Bloodnok'':		\|style="color: blue"\| '''Bloodnok''':
	\|\|Sit down lad and have some more gin.		\|\|Sit down lad and have some more gin.
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	\|\| I've never drunk gin in my life!		\|\| I've never drunk gin in my life!
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	\|style="color: blue"\| '''Bloodnok'':		\|style="color: blue"\| '''Bloodnok''':
	\|\|Well sit down and have some more of whatever you've had too much of!		\|\|Well sit down and have some more of whatever you've had too much of!
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	\|\| You, you, you must give me military protection!		\|\| You, you, you must give me military protection!
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	\|style="color: blue"\| '''Bloodnok'':		\|style="color: blue"\| '''Bloodnok''':
	\|\| Come now look, supposing I ordered a soldier to watch Nelson to see if he moved, I mean I'd soon get my ticket wouldn't I, eh?		\|\| Come now look, supposing I ordered a soldier to watch Nelson to see if he moved, I mean I'd soon get my ticket wouldn't I, eh?
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	\|\| I'd give you a job as personal bodyguard! 10 pounds a week and all found!		\|\| I'd give you a job as personal bodyguard! 10 pounds a week and all found!
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	\|style="color: blue"\| '''Bloodnok'':		\|style="color: blue"\| '''Bloodnok''':
	\|\|Corporal Gladys!		\|\|Corporal Gladys!
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	\|\| Yeah?		\|\| Yeah?
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	\|style="color: blue"\| '''Bloodnok'':		\|style="color: blue"\| '''Bloodnok''':
	\|\|Put Nelson under close arrest!		\|\|Put Nelson under close arrest!
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	\|\|Now with all haste, pass this message on!		\|\|Now with all haste, pass this message on!
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	\|style="color: blue"\| '''Bluebottle''':		\|style="color: blue"\| '''Bluebottle (Eros)''':
	\|\| I will do this. Steps down off pedestal.		\|\| I will do this. Steps down off pedestal.
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	\|\| Splash!		\|\| Splash!
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	\|style="color: blue"\| '''Bluebottle''':		\|style="color: blue"\| '''Bluebottle (Eros)''':
	\|\| Rotten stinkin' fountain! I'm always getting wetted! Exits left to pass on the dreaded news. Thinks: it does feel nice to put my leg down for a bit, though.		\|\| Rotten stinkin' fountain! I'm always getting wetted! Exits left to pass on the dreaded news. Thinks: it does feel nice to put my leg down for a bit, though.
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	\|style="color: blue"\| '''Crun (Gladstone)''':		\|style="color: blue"\| '''Crun (Gladstone)''':
	\|\| Must pass this unfortunate news on to ~~Bodicia~~. ~~Bodicia~~!		\|\| Must pass this unfortunate news on to Boadicea. Boadicea!
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	\|style="color: #C06"\| '''Minnie Bannister (~~Bodicia~~)''':		\|style="color: #C06"\| '''Minnie Bannister (Boadicea)''':
	\|\| Who is it?		\|\| Who is it?
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	\|\| It's me, Bodi, it's Gladstone. I have some bad news for you!		\|\| It's me, Bodi, it's Gladstone. I have some bad news for you!
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	\|style="color: #C06"\| '''Minnie Bannister (~~Bodicia~~)''':		\|style="color: #C06"\| '''Minnie Bannister (Boadicea)''':
	\|\| It's not another student strike is it? After that thing they put on my head last year!		\|\| It's not another student strike is it? After that thing they put on my head last year!
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	\|\| It's worse than that!		\|\| It's worse than that!
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	\|style="color: #C06"\| '''Minnie Bannister (~~Bodicia~~)''':		\|style="color: #C06"\| '''Minnie Bannister (Boadicea)''':
	\|\| It couldn't be!		\|\| It couldn't be!
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	\|\| Ned Seagoon is going to do away with the fog!		\|\| Ned Seagoon is going to do away with the fog!
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	\|style="color: #C06"\| '''Minnie Bannister (~~Bodicia~~)''':		\|style="color: #C06"\| '''Minnie Bannister (Boadicea)''':
	\|\| Oh the naughty man, he's naughty!		\|\| Oh the naughty man, he's naughty!
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	\|\| Naughty yes, but if there's no fog we won't be able to see each other again!		\|\| Naughty yes, but if there's no fog we won't be able to see each other again!
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	\|style="color: #C06"\| '''Minnie Bannister (~~Bodicia~~)''':		\|style="color: #C06"\| '''Minnie Bannister (Boadicea)''':
	\|\| Well we never see each other in this fog anyway!		\|\| Well we never see each other in this fog anyway!
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	\|\| But I'd never be able to come over here and not see you!		\|\| But I'd never be able to come over here and not see you!
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	\|style="color: #C06"\| '''Minnie Bannister (~~Bodicia~~)''':		\|style="color: #C06"\| '''Minnie Bannister (Boadicea)''':
	\|\| Oh dear, dear, dear Gladstone!		\|\| Oh dear, dear, dear Gladstone!
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	\|\| Yes, Bodi Wodi!		\|\| Yes, Bodi Wodi!
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	\|style="color: #C06"\| '''Minnie Bannister (~~Bodicia~~)''':		\|style="color: #C06"\| '''Minnie Bannister (Boadicea)''':
	\|\| Ah, the fog's lifting! Oooh!		\|\| Ah, the fog's lifting! Oooh!
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	\|\| You're right! Mercy save us! How am I going to get back?		\|\| You're right! Mercy save us! How am I going to get back?
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	\|style="color: #C06"\| '''Minnie Bannister (~~Bodicia~~)''':		\|style="color: #C06"\| '''Minnie Bannister (Boadicea)''':
	\|\| I could run you round in the old chariot, Buddy.		\|\| I could run you round in the old chariot, Buddy.
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	\|\| It's no good, you've got no reflectors on it, Minnie.		\|\| It's no good, you've got no reflectors on it, Minnie.
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	\|style="color: #C06"\| '''Minnie Bannister (~~Bodicia~~)''':		\|style="color: #C06"\| '''Minnie Bannister (Boadicea)''':
	\|\| You cavy buddy Gladstone, there's a mortal coming! Oh dear!		\|\| You cavy buddy Gladstone, there's a mortal coming! Oh dear!
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	\|style="color: #C06"\| '''Milligan''':		\|style="color: #C06"\| '''Milligan''':
	\|\| How many of you recognised that for the next 3 days Gladstone was holding the reigns of ~~Bodicia~~'s chariot, eh? You must notice these things, you know!		\|\| How many of you recognised that for the next 3 days Gladstone was holding the reigns of Boadicea's chariot, eh? You must notice these things, you know!
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	\|style="color: maroon"\| '''Orchestra''':		\|style="color: maroon"\| '''Orchestra''':
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	\|\|End theme continues...		\|\|End theme continues...
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	==Transcribers==		==Transcribers==
	Transcription by Kurt Adkins		Transcription by Kurt Adkins

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	\|style="color: #c06"\| '''Spike Milligan'''		\|style="color: #c06"\| '''Spike Milligan'''
	\|\| [[Eccles]], [[Henry Crun and Minnie Bannister\|Minnie Bannister]] ([[~~Bodicia~~]]), Politician 2 and ''himself''		\|\| [[Eccles]], [[Henry Crun and Minnie Bannister\|Minnie Bannister]] ([[Boadicia]]), Politician 2 and ''himself''
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	\|style="color: blue"\| '''Peter Sellers'''		\|style="color: blue"\| '''Peter Sellers'''

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	\|style="color: #c06"\| '''Spike Milligan'''		\|style="color: #c06"\| '''Spike Milligan'''
	\|\| [[Eccles]], [[Henry Crun and Minnie Bannister\|Minnie Bannister]], Politician 2 and ''himself''		\|\| [[Eccles]], [[Henry Crun and Minnie Bannister\|Minnie Bannister]] ([[Bodicia]]), Politician 2 and ''himself''
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	\|style="color: blue"\| '''Peter Sellers'''		\|style="color: blue"\| '''Peter Sellers'''
	\|\| [[Horatio Nelson]], [[Henry Crun and Minnie Bannister\|Henry Crun]], [[Bluebottle]], [[Gilbert Harding]], the Butler, Dr Hans Eidelburger, Lew and ''himself''.		\|\| [[Horatio Nelson]], [[Henry Crun and Minnie Bannister\|Henry Crun]] ([[William Gladstone]]), [[Bluebottle]] ([[Eros]]), [[Gilbert Harding]], the Butler, Dr Hans Eidelburger, Lew and ''himself''.
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	\|style="color: green"\| '''Wallace Greenslade'''		\|style="color: green"\| '''Wallace Greenslade'''

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	\|style="color: #c06"\| '''Spike Milligan'''		\|style="color: #c06"\| '''Spike Milligan'''
	\|\| [[Eccles]], [[Henry Crun and Minnie Bannister\|Minnie Bannister]], ~~Society Member~~ and ''himself''		\|\| [[Eccles]], [[Henry Crun and Minnie Bannister\|Minnie Bannister]], Politician 2 and ''himself''
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	\|style="color: blue"\| '''Peter Sellers'''		\|style="color: blue"\| '''Peter Sellers'''
	\|\| [[Horatio Nelson]], [[Henry Crun and Minnie Bannister\|Henry Crun]], [[Bluebottle]], '[[Gilbert Harding]], the Butler, Dr Hans Eidelburger, Lew and himself.		\|\| [[Horatio Nelson]], [[Henry Crun and Minnie Bannister\|Henry Crun]], [[Bluebottle]], [[Gilbert Harding]], the Butler, Dr Hans Eidelburger, Lew and ''himself''.
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	\|style="color: green"\| '''Wallace Greenslade'''		\|style="color: green"\| '''Wallace Greenslade'''
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	\|style="color: red"\| '''Max Geldray'''		\|style="color: red"\| '''Max Geldray'''
	\|\| Harmonica player ~~and ''himself''~~		\|\| Harmonica player
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	\|style="color: black"\| '''Ray Ellington'''		\|style="color: black"\| '''Ray Ellington'''

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	\|style="color: blue"\| '''Peter Sellers'''		\|style="color: blue"\| '''Peter Sellers'''
	\|\| [[~~Hercules Grytpype-Thynne\|~~Horatio Nelson]], [[Henry Crun and Minnie Bannister\|Henry Crun]], [[Bluebottle]], '[[Gilbert Harding]], the Butler, Dr Hans Eidelburger, Lew and himself.		\|\| [[Horatio Nelson]], [[Henry Crun and Minnie Bannister\|Henry Crun]], [[Bluebottle]], '[[Gilbert Harding]], the Butler, Dr Hans Eidelburger, Lew and himself.
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	\|style="color: green"\| '''Wallace Greenslade'''		\|style="color: green"\| '''Wallace Greenslade'''