<?xml version="1.0"?>
<feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xml:lang="en">
	<id>https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/wiki/index.php?action=history&amp;feed=atom&amp;title=Albatross_sketch</id>
	<title>Albatross sketch - Revision history</title>
	<link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/wiki/index.php?action=history&amp;feed=atom&amp;title=Albatross_sketch"/>
	<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Albatross_sketch&amp;action=history"/>
	<updated>2026-05-14T06:34:48Z</updated>
	<subtitle>Revision history for this page on the wiki</subtitle>
	<generator>MediaWiki 1.38.2</generator>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Albatross_sketch&amp;diff=33372&amp;oldid=prev</id>
		<title>Kurt at 16:20, 26 January 2023</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Albatross_sketch&amp;diff=33372&amp;oldid=prev"/>
		<updated>2023-01-26T16:20:42Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;table style=&quot;background-color: #fff; color: #202122;&quot; data-mw=&quot;interface&quot;&gt;
				&lt;col class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; /&gt;
				&lt;col class=&quot;diff-content&quot; /&gt;
				&lt;col class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; /&gt;
				&lt;col class=&quot;diff-content&quot; /&gt;
				&lt;tr class=&quot;diff-title&quot; lang=&quot;en&quot;&gt;
				&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;← Older revision&lt;/td&gt;
				&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Revision as of 11:20, 26 January 2023&lt;/td&gt;
				&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot; id=&quot;mw-diff-left-l1&quot;&gt;Line 1:&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot;&gt;Line 1:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;−&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;{{Use dmy dates&lt;/del&gt;|&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;date=August 2012}}&lt;/del&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;+&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;[[File:Albatross sketch.webp&lt;/ins&gt;|&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;thumb&lt;/ins&gt;|&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;right]]&lt;/ins&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;−&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;{{Use British English&lt;/del&gt;|&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;date=August 2012}}&lt;/del&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;+&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;'''Albatross'''&amp;quot; is a sketch from ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]''. It is particularly known for its opening lines: &amp;quot;Albatross! Albatross! Albatross!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=AllTheWords-p167/&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;−&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;{{primary sources|date=December 2016}}&lt;/del&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-side-added&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;−&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;'''Albatross'''&amp;quot; is a sketch from ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]''. It is particularly known&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;{{cn|date=February 2015}} &lt;/del&gt;for its opening lines: &amp;quot;Albatross! Albatross! Albatross!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=AllTheWords-p167/&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-side-added&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;The sketch first appeared on British television on 11 January 1970 in episode 13 of the first series, &amp;quot;[[List of Monty Python's Flying Circus episodes#13. Intermission|Intermission]].&amp;quot; It features [[John Cleese]] and [[Terry Jones]]. Despite its short running time (40 seconds) it has proven to be quite memorable for Python fans and was frequently performed during the team's live shows.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;The sketch first appeared on British television on 11 January 1970 in episode 13 of the first series, &amp;quot;[[List of Monty Python's Flying Circus episodes#13. Intermission|Intermission]].&amp;quot; It features [[John Cleese]] and [[Terry Jones]]. Despite its short running time (40 seconds) it has proven to be quite memorable for Python fans and was frequently performed during the team's live shows.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot; id=&quot;mw-diff-left-l21&quot;&gt;Line 21:&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot;&gt;Line 19:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;==External links==&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;==External links==&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;−&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;del style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;*{{Commonscatinline}}&lt;/del&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;+&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{Monty Python&lt;ins style=&quot;font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;|state=collapsed&lt;/ins&gt;}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;−&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-side-added&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot; data-marker=&quot;−&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{Monty Python}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-side-added&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;[[Category:Monty Python sketches]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;[[Category:Monty Python sketches]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kurt</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Albatross_sketch&amp;diff=33338&amp;oldid=prev</id>
		<title>Kurt: 1 revision imported</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Albatross_sketch&amp;diff=33338&amp;oldid=prev"/>
		<updated>2023-01-26T15:57:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;1 revision imported&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;table style=&quot;background-color: #fff; color: #202122;&quot; data-mw=&quot;interface&quot;&gt;
				&lt;tr class=&quot;diff-title&quot; lang=&quot;en&quot;&gt;
				&lt;td colspan=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;← Older revision&lt;/td&gt;
				&lt;td colspan=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Revision as of 10:57, 26 January 2023&lt;/td&gt;
				&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-notice&quot; lang=&quot;en&quot;&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;mw-diff-empty&quot;&gt;(No difference)&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kurt</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Albatross_sketch&amp;diff=33337&amp;oldid=prev</id>
		<title>174.105.159.102: /* Other appearances */</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Albatross_sketch&amp;diff=33337&amp;oldid=prev"/>
		<updated>2022-12-15T13:47:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;span dir=&quot;auto&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;autocomment&quot;&gt;Other appearances&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{Use dmy dates|date=August 2012}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Use British English|date=August 2012}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{primary sources|date=December 2016}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;'''Albatross'''&amp;quot; is a sketch from ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]''. It is particularly known{{cn|date=February 2015}} for its opening lines: &amp;quot;Albatross! Albatross! Albatross!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=AllTheWords-p167/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The sketch first appeared on British television on 11 January 1970 in episode 13 of the first series, &amp;quot;[[List of Monty Python's Flying Circus episodes#13. Intermission|Intermission]].&amp;quot; It features [[John Cleese]] and [[Terry Jones]]. Despite its short running time (40 seconds) it has proven to be quite memorable for Python fans and was frequently performed during the team's live shows.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The sketch==&lt;br /&gt;
A man, played by John Cleese, is dressed as an ice-cream girl in a cinema, although instead of the regular cinema snacks she is selling a dead [[albatross]] which is tied to a hawker tray [[The Rime of the Ancient Mariner|around his neck]]. A man (Terry Jones) approaches her and asks for two [[choc ice]]s. The girl aggressively makes clear she only sells an albatross and continues shouting to draw attention to her merchandise, while the potential customer keeps asking questions about the product, like &amp;quot;What flavour is it?&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Do you get wafers with it?&amp;quot;. Finally, the man buys two albatrosses for nine [[pence]] each. The salesgirl then shouts she is selling &amp;quot;[[gannet]] on a stick.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=AllTheWords-p167&amp;gt;{{cite book | title = The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus: All the Words, Volume One | first1 = Graham | last1 = Chapman | first2 = John | last2 = Cleese | first3 = Terry | last3 = Gilliam | first4 = Eric | last4 = Idle | first5 = Terry | last5 = Jones | first6 = Michael | last6 = Palin | editor-first = Roger | editor-last = Wilmut | year = 1989 | publisher = Pantheon Books | location = New York, New York | isbn = 0-679-72647-0 | page = 167}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Later during the episode, several other characters in other sketches shout &amp;quot;Albatross!&amp;quot; for seemingly no reason at all.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''All the Words, Volume One'', pp. 168 and 175.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Other appearances==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Monty Python Live 02-07-14 12 31 19 (14601405552).jpg|thumb|Albatross sketch at ''Monty Python Live (Mostly)'', London, in 2014.]]&lt;br /&gt;
The sketch was frequently performed live. In both the film ''[[Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl]]'' (1982) and the ''[[Monty Python Live (Mostly)]]'' stage show, the sketch eventually segues into &amp;quot;[[Nudge, Nudge]]&amp;quot; when Jones' character is directed into a pub, where he meets Eric Idle's &amp;quot;Arthur Name&amp;quot; character.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In ''[[Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl]]'', Cleese uses stronger language than in the original TV broadcast (&amp;quot;Of course you don't get fucking wafers with it, you cunt! It's a fucking albatross!&amp;quot;) and verbally abuses the customer. Eventually, their dialogue is interrupted by the Colonel ([[Graham Chapman]]), who stops the sketch because of the &amp;quot;filthy&amp;quot; language. He tells Jones he is needed onstage for the next skit, then admonishes Cleese with &amp;quot;And you get off! [[Cross-dressing|You aren't even a proper woman!&amp;quot;, to which Cleese replies, &amp;quot;Don't you oppress me, mate!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Reflist}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Commonscatinline}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Monty Python}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Monty Python sketches]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:1970 in British television]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Fictional seabirds]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Fictional food and drink]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>174.105.159.102</name></author>
	</entry>
</feed>