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[[File:Dead Parrot sketch.webp|right|thumb|Mr Praline ([[John Cleese]]) (right) attempts to return his dead Norwegian Blue parrot to the shopkeeper ([[Michael Palin]])]]

The "'''Dead Parrot Sketch'''", alternatively and originally known as the "'''Pet Shop Sketch'''" or "'''Parrot Sketch'''", is a [[Sketch comedy|sketch]] from ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'' about a non-existent species of [[parrot]], called a "Norwegian Blue".  A satire on poor customer service, it was written by [[John Cleese]] and [[Graham Chapman]] and initially performed in the show's first series, in the eighth episode ("Full Frontal Nudity", which first aired 7 December 1969).<ref>{{cite book | title = The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus: All the Words, Volume One | first1 = Graham | last1 = Chapman | first2 = John | last2 = Cleese | first3 = Terry | last3 = Gilliam | first4 = Eric | last4 = Idle | first5 = Terry | last5 = Jones | first6 = Michael | last6 = Palin | editor-first = Roger | editor-last = Wilmut | year = 1989 | publisher = Pantheon Books | location = New York, New York | isbn = 0-679-72647-0 | page = 320 (Appendix)}}</ref>

The sketch portrays a conflict between disgruntled customer [[Mr Praline]] (played by Cleese) and a shopkeeper ([[Michael Palin]]), who argue whether or not a recently purchased parrot is dead.<ref name="McCabe"/>

Over the years, Cleese and Palin have performed many versions of the "Dead Parrot" sketch for television shows, record albums, and live performances. "Dead Parrot" was voted the top [[alternative comedy]] sketch in a ''[[Radio Times]]'' poll.<ref>{{cite news |url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/4052641.stm |title=Python Dead Parrot is top sketch |access-date=31 March 2007 |date=29 November 2004 |publisher=BBC  }}</ref>{{listen|filename=Parrot sketch.ogg|title=The Dead Parrot sketch performed on ''Monty Python's Flying Circus'' in 1969|description=Listen to a clip from the sketch.}}

==Plot==
Mr Praline (Cleese) enters the pet shop to register a complaint about the dead Norwegian Blue parrot (parrots are not native to [[Norway]]) just as the shopkeeper (Palin) is preparing to close the establishment for lunch. Despite being told that the bird is deceased and that it had been nailed to its perch, the proprietor insists that it is "pining for the [[fjord]]s" or simply "stunned".<ref name=AllTheWords-p104>''All the Words: Volume One''. pp. 104–106.</ref>

As the exasperated Praline attempts to wake up the parrot, the shopkeeper tries to make the bird move by hitting the cage, and Praline erupts into a rage after banging "Polly Parrot" on the counter. After listing several euphemisms for death ("is no more", "has ceased to be", "bereft of life, it rests in peace", and "this is an ex-parrot") he is told to go to the pet shop run by the shopkeeper's brother in [[Bolton]] for a refund. That proves difficult, as the proprietor of that store (who is really the first shopkeeper, save for a fake moustache) claims this is [[Ipswich]], whereas the railway station attendant ([[Terry Jones]]) claims he is actually in Bolton after all.<ref name=AllTheWords-p104/>

Confronting the shopkeeper's "brother" for lying, the shopkeeper claims he was playing a prank on Praline by sending him to Ipswich, which was a [[palindrome]] for Bolton; Praline points out that the shopkeeper was wrong because a palindrome for Bolton would have been "Notlob".<ref name="McCabe"/>

Just as Praline has decided that "this is getting too silly", [[Graham Chapman]]'s no-nonsense [[The Colonel (Monty Python)|Colonel]] bursts in and orders the sketch stopped.<ref name=AllTheWords-p104/>

== Background ==
The "Dead Parrot" sketch was inspired by a "Car Salesman" sketch that Palin and Chapman had done in ''[[How to Irritate People]]''. In it, Palin played a [[car salesman]] who repeatedly refused to admit that there was anything wrong with his customer's (Chapman's) car, even as it fell apart in front of him. That sketch was based on an actual incident between Palin and a car salesman.<ref>{{cite book |title=The First 28<s>0</s> Years of Monty Python |last=Johnson |first=Kim "Howard" |year=1999 |location=New York |publisher=Thomas Dunne Books |isbn=0-312-16933-7 |page=[https://archive.org/details/first28yearsofmo0000john/page/96 96] |url=https://archive.org/details/first28yearsofmo0000john/page/96 }}</ref> In ''[[Monty Python Live at Aspen]]'', Palin said that this salesman "had an excuse for everything". John Cleese said on the same show that he and Chapman "believed that there was something very funny there, if we could find the right context for it". In early drafts of what would become the Dead Parrot Sketch, the frustrated customer was trying to return a faulty [[toaster]] to a shop. Chapman realised that it needed to be "madder", and came up with the parrot idea.<ref name="McCabe">McCabe, Bob (2005). ''The Life of Graham, The authorised biography of Graham Chapman''. pp. 90–91. London: Orion Books</ref>

==Variations of the sketch==
[[File:Dead Parrot O2 Arena.jpg|thumb|Palin and Cleese performing the Dead Parrot sketch at ''[[Monty Python Live (Mostly)]]'' in 2014]]
In the film ''[[And Now For Something Completely Different]]'' (1971), the sketch ends with the shopkeeper explaining that he always wanted to be a [[lumberjack]] and, ignoring Mr Praline's protests of that being irrelevant, begins singing "[[The Lumberjack Song]]".

The ''[[Monty Python Live at Drury Lane]]'' album features a live version of the sketch, which is slightly different from the TV version. Praline's rant about the deceased parrot includes "He fucking snuffed it!"  Also, the sketch ends with the shopkeeper saying that he has a slug that does talk. Cleese, after a brief pause, says, "Right, I'll have that one, then!" According to Michael Palin's published diary, Palin changed his response in order to throw Cleese off. During this performance something occurs on stage that does not translate into audio, but causes the audience to break into hysterics upon Cleese's follow-up line "Now that's what I call a dead parrot".

A live performance from the 1976 [[Amnesty International]] benefit show, ''[[A Poke in the Eye (With a Sharp Stick)]]'', has Palin cracking up while Cleese declares "Pining for the fjords? What kind of talk is that?" The audience cheers this bit of [[breaking character]], but Palin quickly composes himself and Cleese declares "Now, look! This is nothing to laugh at!" before proceeding with the sketch. This version can be seen in the film ''[[Pleasure at Her Majesty's]]'', albeit with the ending removed.

The 1976 ''[[Monty Python Live at City Center]]'' performance ended with the following punchline:
:''Shopkeeper'': (long, long pause) ... Do you want to come back to my place?
:''Mr Praline'': I thought you'd never ask.

In his appearance on ''[[The Muppet Show]]'', Cleese appears as a pirate attempting to take over a spaceship during a "Pigs in Space" sketch. At the end of the sketch, he demands of the smart-mouthed talking parrot on his shoulder, "Do you want to be an ex-parrot?"

In 1980, the sketch was performed again during The Pythons' four-night stint at the [[Hollywood Bowl]]. However, it was one of the sketches to be cut from the 1982 [[Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl|film version]]. In the 1989 TV special which saw the final appearance of all six Pythons together, the sketch appeared in the title, ''[[Parrot Sketch Not Included – 20 Years of Monty Python]]''. True to its title, the "Dead Parrot sketch" is not included.<ref name="Reunions"/>

In 1989's Amnesty benefit show, ''[[The Secret Policeman's Biggest Ball]]'', the sketch opens similarly, but ends very differently:
:''Mr Praline'': It's dead, that's what's wrong with it.
:''Shopkeeper'': So it is. 'Ere's your money back and a couple of holiday [[voucher]]s.
:''(audience goes wild)''
:''Mr Praline'': ''(looks completely flabbergasted)'' Well, you can't say [[Margaret Thatcher|Thatcher]] hasn't changed some things.

[[Margaret Thatcher]] famously used the sketch in a speech at the [[Conservative Party Conference]] in 1990, referring to the [[Liberal Democrats (UK)|Liberal Democrats]] and their symbol being a dove, before ending the speech by commenting, "[[And Now for Something Completely Different|And now for something completely different]]."<ref>Archived at [https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/youtube/20211211/DQ6TgaPJcR0 Ghostarchive]{{cbignore}} and the [https://web.archive.org/web/20100602062756/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ6TgaPJcR0 Wayback Machine]{{cbignore}}: {{cite web|url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ6TgaPJcR0 |title=Margaret Thatcher does the Dead Parrot Sketch |publisher=YouTube |date=5 February 2010 |access-date=6 March 2013}}{{cbignore}}</ref> In 1998, ''[[The Sun (United Kingdom)|The Sun]]'' ran the front-page headline "This party is no more...it has ceased to be...this is an EX-party" for an article about a [[Conservative Party (UK)|Conservative Party]] conference. According to her former political secretary [[John Whittingdale]], Thatcher did not understand why the joke was funny and had to be persuaded that it would work.<ref>{{cite web|url=https://www.theguardian.com/theguardian/2011/nov/18/simon-hoggart-week-thatcher|title=Simon Hoggart's week: Flogging a dead parrot with Mrs Thatcher|last=Hoggart|first=Simon|date=18 November 2011|work=The Guardian|access-date=25 February 2021}}</ref> The Conservatives' use of this sketch was derivative of an earlier [[Spitting Image]] sketch, itself derivative of the Python Dead Parrot sketch, in which the part of Mr. Praline was played by a puppet representing [[David Owen]] and the part of the shopkeeper was played by a puppet representing [[Roy Jenkins]].  Mr Praline/Owen complains that the "party" he has recently acquired from the shopkeeper (representing the [[Social Democratic Party (UK)]]) has "expired", and the shopkeeper/Jenkins claims it is not dead but "pining for [[Bill Rodgers, Baron Rodgers of Quarry Bank|Bill Rodgers]]" (Rodgers, Jenkins and Owen being original members of the '[[Gang of Four (SDP)]]'. 

In a 1997 ''[[Saturday Night Live]]'' performance of the sketch, Cleese added a line to the rant: "Its metabolic processes are a matter of interest only to historians!"<ref name="Reunions">{{cite news |title=Monty Python: 30 years of near reunions from the comedy troupe |url=https://www.digitalspy.com/showbiz/comedy/a532589/monty-python-30-years-of-near-reunions-from-the-comedy-troupe/ |access-date=21 August 2019 |work=Digital Spy}}</ref> In an interview on NPR's ''[[Fresh Air]]'', Palin attributed an almost dead audience to his seeing guests reverently mouthing the words of the sketch, rather than laughing at it. To end the sketch, Palin reused the punchline from ''City Center'' and asked Cleese, "Do you want to come back to my place?" to which Cleese said, "I thought you'd never ask!"<ref>Archived at [https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/youtube/20211211/t70338JIPY0 Ghostarchive]{{cbignore}} and the [https://web.archive.org/web/20131120172704/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t70338JIPY0&gl=US&hl=en Wayback Machine]{{cbignore}}: {{Cite web|url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t70338JIPY0|title=Dead Parrot - Saturday Night Live|via=www.youtube.com}}{{cbignore}}</ref>

For the 1999 ''[[Python Night – 30 Years of Monty Python]]'' TV special, [[Trey Parker]] and [[Matt Stone]] made a ''[[South Park]]'' version of the sketch depicting [[Eric Cartman|Cartman]] angrily returning a dead [[Kenny McCormick|Kenny]] to [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]]'s shop. Using much of the dialogue from the original sketch, it ends with [[Terry Gilliam]]'s animations playing around with Cartman before everything is crushed by the giant foot.

In a 2002 interview with [[Michael Parkinson]], John Cleese said that when he and Palin were performing the sketch on [[Theatre Royal, Drury Lane|Drury Lane]], Palin made him laugh by saying, when asked if his slug could talk, "It mutters a bit" instead of "Not really." When Cleese eventually stopped laughing, he couldn't remember where they were in the sketch. He turned to the audience and asked them what the next line was, and people shouted it at him, causing him to wonder, "What is the point of this?" He also says that when he and Palin were asked to do the sketch for ''[[Saturday Night Live]]'' they sat down together to try to remember the lines, and when they got stuck they considered just going out and stopping somebody on the street to ask how it went, since everybody seemed to have it memorised.

In his published 2006 diary, [[Michael Palin]] recalls that during the filming of ''Monty Python's [[Life of Brian]]'' in [[Tunisia]], [[Spike Milligan]] (who happened to be there on holiday) regaled the Pythons with his own version of the Dead Parrot sketch, but changed "Norwegian Blue" to "Arctic Grey".

Cleese and Palin acted out the sketch during the Python's reunion in [[The O2]] in July 2014, ''[[Monty Python Live (Mostly)]]''. The sketch ended with the shopkeeper saying he has a selection of cheeses, transitioning into the [[Cheese Shop Sketch]]. The entire sketch ended like the City Center performance, with the shopkeeper offering Mr Praline to come back to his place, and Mr Praline replying "I thought you'd never ask." In their final performance on 20 July (which was broadcast live to many theatres all over the world), whilst listing the metaphors for the parrot's death, Cleese added the line "it had expired and gone to meet Dr. [[Graham Chapman|Chapman]]" after which both Cleese and Palin did a thumbs-up to the sky.

In the episode of ''[[The Late Show with Stephen Colbert]]'' from 13 November 2015, John Cleese is a guest on the show. At the end of the big furry hat segment (where Colbert – and in this specific instance, Cleese – create nonsensical rules), Cleese says, "Do you want to come back to my place?" and Stephen answers, "I thought you'd never ask."<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwH04FeeVlQ "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert"]. (13 November 2015). YouTube. Retrieved 25 August 2019</ref>

==Further uses==
{{quotebox|width=350px|quote="Graham Chapman, co-author of the 'Parrot Sketch,' is no more. ''He has ceased to be, bereft of life, he rests in peace, he has kicked the bucket, hopped the twig, bit the dust, snuffed it, breathed his last'', and gone to meet the Great Head of Light Entertainment in the sky."|source=[[John Cleese]] alludes to the sketch at Graham Chapman's memorial service.<ref>{{cite book | last1 = Marasco | first1 = Ron | last2 = Shuff | first2 = Brian | title = About Grief: Insights, Setbacks, Grace Notes, Taboos | publisher = Rowman & Littlefield | page = [https://archive.org/details/aboutgriefinsigh00mara/page/94 94] | year = 2010 | isbn = 978-1-566-63858-6 | url = https://archive.org/details/aboutgriefinsigh00mara/page/94 }}</ref>}}
At [[Graham Chapman]]'s memorial service, John Cleese began his [[eulogy]] by reprising euphemisms from the sketch.<ref>Archived at [https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/youtube/20211211/fsHk9WC7fnQ Ghostarchive]{{cbignore}} and the [https://web.archive.org/web/20061108212507/http://www.youtube.com:80/watch%3Fv%3DfsHk9WC7fnQ Wayback Machine]{{cbignore}}: {{cite video | url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsHk9WC7fnQ | title=Graham Chapman's funeral | medium=Video | date=1989 | people=John Cleese, Eric Idle | location=London, England, United Kingdom | publisher=YouTube | access-date=26 November 2014}}{{cbignore}}</ref>

Part or all of the dead parrot sketch is quoted in several television programmes, among them the "Life of Python" sketch from ''[[Not the Nine O'Clock News]]'' (a parody of the ''[[Friday Night, Saturday Morning]]'' debate on ''[[Life of Brian]]'') and "The Early Bird", an episode from the [[List of Death in Paradise episodes#Series 3 (2014)|third season]] of ''[[Death in Paradise (TV series)|Death in Paradise]]''.{{citation needed|date=May 2020}}

When paleontologists published a paper announcing the discovery of a [[Mopsitta|fossil parrot]] in Denmark,<ref>{{Cite journal |author1=Waterhouse, D.M. |author2=Lindow, B.E.K. |author3=Zelenkov, N.V. |author4=Dyke, G.J.  |name-list-style=amp |year= 2008 |title= Two new parrots (Psittaciformes) from the Lower Eocene Fur Formation of Denmark |journal= Palaeontology |volume= 51 |issue= 3 |pages= 575–582 |doi= 10.1111/j.1475-4983.2008.00777.x|url=https://curis.ku.dk/ws/files/3925609/waterhouseetal2008.pdf |doi-access= free }}</ref> lead author Dr David Waterhouse alluded to the Dead Parrot Sketch, saying, "Obviously, we are dealing with a bird that is bereft of life, but the tricky bit is establishing that it was a parrot." However, he declared that this bird could never have been pining for the fjords, explaining, "This parrot shuffled off its mortal coil around 55 million years ago, but the fjords of Norway were formed during the last ice age and are less than a million years old."<ref>{{cite web |url=https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/05/080516123153.htm |title=Parrot Fossil 55 Million Years Old Discovered in Scandinavia |access-date=2020-01-10 |date=2008-05-17}}</ref>

During the Monty Python Reunion at London's O2 Arena in 2014, UKTV channel Gold commissioned sculptor Iain Prendergast to create a giant fibreglass version of the mythical "Norwegian Blue". The 50-foot long (15m) bird was displayed, appropriately "resting" on its back, inside the O2 during the run of the shows there, as well as at Potters Fields Park in South London, in view of Tower Bridge.<ref>{{cite web|url=https://www.fastcompany.com/3033103/london-celebrates-the-monty-python-reunion-by-putting-a-50-foot-dead-parrot-in-potters-field|title=London Celebrates The Monty Python Reunion By Putting A 50-Foot Dead Parrot in Potters Field Park |access-date=2020-01-24 |date=2014-07-15}}</ref>

The sketch was extensively referenced in a 2021 British Columbia court opinion allowing a class action lawsuit for dietary supplements which did not contain the advertised ingredients. The judge stated "Health Canada cannot establish a protocol that requires that a parrot only still have its feathers in order to be sold as a live parrot, and thereby prevent anyone from suing after being sold a parrot who 'joined the bleedin' choir invisible.'"<ref>{{cite web |last1=Proctor |first1=Jason |title='Dead parrot' sketch invoked as B.C. judge OKs glucosamine sulfate class action |url=https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/glucosamine-sulfate-monty-python-class-action-1.6109894 |publisher=CBC News |access-date=21 July 2021 |date=21 July 2021}}</ref>

==Precedents==
A joke dated {{circa}} AD 400, translated from Greek in 2008, shows similarities to the Parrot sketch. It was written by Hierocles and Philagrius and was included in a compilation of 265 jokes titled ''[[Philogelos]]: The Laugh Addict''. In the Greek version, a man complains to a slave-merchant that his new slave has died. The slave-merchant replies, "When he was with me, he never did any such thing!"<ref>{{cite news | url = https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3454319/Dead-Parrot-sketch-is-1600-years-old.html | title = Dead parrot sketch is 1600 years old: It's long been held that the old jokes are the best jokes - and Monty Python's Dead Parrot sketch is no different | first = Stephen | last = Adams | work = The Telegraph | date = 13 November 2008}}</ref>

In [[Mark Twain]]'s humorous short story "A Nevada Funeral", two characters use a series of [[euphemism]]s for death including '[[Kick the bucket|kicked the bucket]]' and 'departed to that mysterious country from whose bourne no traveller returns'.<ref>{{cite news | first = Mark | last = Twain | author-link = Mark Twain | title = A Nevada Funeral  | work = North Otago Times | volume = XVIII | issue = 825 | page = 4 | date = 18 April 1873 | url = http://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/cgi-bin/paperspast?a=d&d=NOT18730418.2.25}}</ref>

In 1963, [[Benny Hill]] performed a sketch entitled "The Taxidermist" (written by [[Dave Freeman (British writer)|Dave Freeman]]) on ''[[The Benny Hill Show]]'' in which he attempted to pass off a stuffed duck as a parrot (blaming its different appearance on "the steaming" and "the shrinkage"). [[John Cleese]] later admitted that he watched Hill's show during this period, but did not recall that particular piece.<ref>{{cite book|last1=Lewisohn|first1=Mark|title=Funny Peculiar: The True Story of Benny Hill|date=2002|publisher=Sidgwick & Jackson|location=London|isbn=0-330-39340-5|page=277}}</ref>

In the 1960s, [[Freddie Davies|Freddie "Parrot Face" Davies]] included an obviously stuffed caged parrot as part of his stage routine, occasionally complaining that he had been swindled by the seller.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01pm7zk |title= Blackpool: Big Night Out |publisher=BBC |date=6 January 2013 |access-date=6 March 2013}}</ref>

==References==
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==External links==
*{{cite web|url=http://www.mtholyoke.edu/~ebarnes/python/dead-parrot.htm |title=Transcript |access-date=2008-04-28 |url-status=bot: unknown |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20121012135336/http://www.mtholyoke.edu/~ebarnes/python/dead-parrot.htm |archive-date=12 October 2012}}

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