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{{Infobox television episode
| series         = [[Dad's Army]]
| image          = 
| caption        = 
| series_no      = 8
| episode        = 3
| director       = David Croft
| story          = [[Jimmy Perry]] and [[David Croft (TV producer)|David Croft]]
| producer       = David Croft
| airdate        = 19 September 1975<br />(recorded 26 June 1975)
| length         = 30 minutes
| guests         = 
| prev           = [[When You've Got to Go]]
| next           = [[Come In, Your Time Is Up]]
}}
"'''Is There Honey Still for Tea?'''" is the third episode of the eighth British comedy series ''[[Dad's Army]]'' that was originally transmitted on Friday, 19 September 1975. The title is taken from the concluding lines of [[Rupert Brooke]]'s 1912 poem, ''[[The Old Vicarage, Grantchester]]'':

:''Stands the Church clock at ten to three?''
:''And is there honey still for tea?''

==Synopsis==
Private Godfrey's Cherry Tree Cottage is set to be flattened to make way for a new [[aerodrome]]. Frazer, however, champions his cause. He knows the minister responsible for the plan, and he knows his father, and he knows about an incident in the draper's shop...

==Plot==
It is three months [[The King Was in His Counting House|since Swallows Bank was bombed]] and Captain Mainwaring is keenly anticipating the arrival of his new office door (the last having been destroyed by bomb damage). He is disappointed, however, to discover the replacement is made out of [[paper]]. Various misfortunes occur to it, leaving the door in ruins in a matter of minutes.

The Colonel arrives and informs Mainwaring that Private Godfrey's cottage is to be flattened to make way for a new aerodrome. Mainwaring summons Jones and Frazer to the bank and tries to work out how best to break the news to Godfrey. Mainwaring resolves to go and inform Godfrey personally. He, Pike and Wilson walk out to pay a call to Cherry Tree Cottage, only to be invited to stay for tea. During the visit Mainwaring repeatedly puts off telling Godfrey, and finally tries to shift the responsibility, and make Wilson tell him, a job his Sergeant shirks. The three of them depart the cottage, with Godfrey seemingly none the wiser about his home's intended fate.  
 
Next Mainwaring tries to persuade Jones and Frazer to do the deed as the two oldest members of the platoon. Frazer abandons Jones, leaving him to tell Godfrey alone. Slightly awkwardly, Jones begins a rambling and convoluted explanation - only to find that Godfrey already knows, having received official notification several days before. He innocuously mentions that he meant to tell Captain Mainwaring, but he did not want to "upset him". Jones offers to let Godfrey stay with him, which he accepts.

Later, Frazer makes a call to the home of the [[Minister (government)|government minister]] in charge of building the new aerodrome, Sir Charles Renfrew McAllister, in the middle of the night - and threatens him with exposure for his youthful transgressions if he does not re-consider the scheme.

The next day, the platoon helps to load the [[furniture]] into [[Air Raid Precautions|ARP]] Warden Hodges' van as he prepares to move out, with a melancholic Godfrey and his sisters watching their possessions being carried away. However, Frazer arrives, bearing news of the official decision to shift the aerodrome several hundred [[Yard|yards]], meaning that Godfrey's cottage will now be on the edge of it rather than in the middle. The platoon respond with delight, leaving Hodges annoyed at losing out on the fee for use of his van.

The episode ends with a [[Tea party|tea party]] at Godfrey's cottage, in which he thanks Mainwaring for saving his house, unaware that it was in fact Frazer who was responsible. Suddenly, the tea party - which is being held on the lawn of the cottage - is interrupted by a plane which has just taken off from the aerodrome blowing everyone and everything around the garden.

==Notes==
#In this episode, Pike refers to two films: ''[[The Ghost Goes West]]'' (1935), in which an American millionaire transports a castle from Scotland to [[California]], and ''[[Dangerous Moonlight]]'' (1941) about the life and romance of an [[Anti-Nazi League|anti-Nazi]] Polish pilot, who is also a concert pianist, and fights in the [[Battle of Britain]]. John Laurie appeared in the latter film.

==Cast==
*[[Arthur Lowe]] as [[Captain Mainwaring]]
*[[John Le Mesurier]] as [[Sergeant Wilson]]
*[[Clive Dunn]] as [[Lance Corporal Jones]]
*[[John Laurie]] as [[Private Frazer]]
*[[Arnold Ridley]] as [[Private Godfrey]]
*[[Ian Lavender]] as [[Private Pike]]
*[[Bill Pertwee]] as [[Chief ARP Warden Hodges|ARP Warden Hodges]]
*[[Gordon Peters]] as The man with the door
*[[Robert Raglan]] as The Colonel
*[[Campbell Singer]] as Sir Charles McAllister
*[[Joan Cooper]] as Dolly
*[[Kathleen Saintsbury]] as Cissy

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